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SLACKERJACK – Swordless Ninja

by Mof Gimmers

Ninjas are miles better than pirates. There’s no point arguing about this because it’s a plain as the clothes in your wardrobe. Pirates have missing legs, countless STDs and couldn’t ever hope to creep up on you because they say “ARR” constantly and their parrots would announce their arrival. Ninjas will cut your face off without you even being aware you’d done something wrong. The only hope a pirate has is that you won’t hit them because they are clearly disabled.

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SLACKERJACK: Miami Shark

by Mof Gimmers

Humans are vermin. They burn tyres for fun; drive cars around that pump out evil plumes that choke small woodland creatures until they cry themselves extinct; they puke crude oil into the sea which probably killed The Little Mermaid and Spongebob Squarepants. And now, nature wants some revenge.

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SLACKERJACK – Paradox Embrace

by Mof Gimmers

A lot of online games are brief point and click things, designed to either make you laugh or be addictive like Tetris. Very few games do either and rarely aim higher. However, sometimes, some spotty arsed programmer type really puts his (it’s invariably a ‘him’) back into it and tries to make something a bit smarter than a crappy puzzle game and goes for a full-on platform romp. Welcome to Paradox Embrace.

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SLACKERJACK: Social Networking Wars

by Mof Gimmers

Social Networking sites are, to a degree, a way of staying in touch with people you know or, more likely, people you’ve met on various blogs and forums and don’t fancy meeting them in real life, despite wondering what they really look like. That, or it’s just one massive skive where you can bitch about your boss/idiot co-workers.

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SLACKERJACK – Fig.8

by Mof Gimmers

A lot of online games are pretty crass and designed to strip every glistening bit of your eyeball clean out of the socket. However, occasionally one comes along that is so lovely and classy that you wonder why you ever bothered playing X-treme Eczema Sailor Attack! And so, step forward the achingly lovely Fig.8.

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SLACKERJACK – Naked War

by Ian Dransfield

When you traipse through the world of free gaming on the internets, you realise some things. One thing is that people will play anything: penguin launching, paper throwing, dog shuffling. Another is that the games are generally tripe, only good for a few minutes before you move on. One other thing is that sometimes you [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Five Minutes to Kill Yourself

by Ian Dransfield

Office work = boring. We all know this, yet loads of us still do it. But why bother, when you could just kill yourself? Well, maybe that’s a bit far, so instead why not just play the game Five Minutes to Kill Yourself? It manages to tick the right boxes – you work in an [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Dad ‘n’ Me

by Ian Dransfield

Bullying is a serious issue, and it’s never funny. Well, apart from the times when it’s funny. But it’s certainly never fun. Well – again, it is. Sometimes. But still, shut up. Anyway, it’s more fun now, with Dad ‘n’ Me coming to waste a bit of your day in fine Slackerjack fashion. A scrolling [...]

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SLACKERJACK – TUMIKI Fighters

by Ian Dransfield

Katamari Damacy is great, and so are side-scrolling shooters. So what happens when you combine the two? TUMIKI Fighters, that’s what. You shoot things, they die, you try and catch destroyed enemies as they plummet off the screen, you get bigger, it’s fun. That’s about all the explanation we can offer, so instead – as [...]

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SLACKERJACK – PMOG

by Ian Dransfield

Well colour us impressed, if this isn’t just a ruddy cool idea. PMOG – or Passively Multiplayer Online Game – is a browser based online multiplayer game, surprisingly. Using Firefox, which you should all have by now, you simply download a toolbar and play. Browse the internet, surf as you normally would, look at as [...]

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