Articles tagged with: SLACKERJACK
SLACKERJACK – Rose & Camellia
If you've ever wanted to waste your time with the biggest waste of time you've ever wasted your time on, then you've come to the right place. Rose & Camellia is a game. A game where two women have a slap-off. Choose your power, swing your arm, slap the other woman until she has no energy left, win. It's simple, it's insane, it's ...
Slackerjack – Alchemy
There are games, and then there are games. Alchemy happens to be one so addicting that it makes our eyes bleed. Seriously - the entire lower half of our keyboard is obscured in inch-thick scab. This makes things quite difficult as we're the sort that looks-to-type. Don't worry, though as we're quickly learning which crusty contours are covering which letters. ...
Slackerjack – Frat Boy Blind Date Horror
If you are like us than you are a mean and sexist person who hates women and the way they are a constant reminder that you were never good enough to earn your mothers love, even though you'd vacuum, dust, and pick the poop out of her hair every time the family dog exploded. That happened twice. Frat Boy Blind Date Horror ...
Slackerjack – Hot Dog Bush
Technically, the hardest game we've ever played is one in East Pakistan which involves actual hand grenades and mountains of angry widows. The second hardest game we've ever played is Hot Dog Bush. It's not hard so much because of the button pushing and mouse clicking, mind you. It's hard because it gives you the sole responsibility of financially taking care ...
Slackerjack – Wedgie Toss 2
Nothing can bring comfort quite like the knowledge that even though Johnny Holbrook from middle school might show up any given second to steal our pants again - it doesn't matter because we wouldn't be all the way naked anyway. That's because modern society has instilled the need for underpants deeply in the subconscious of everybody everywhere. Thanks for that, first ...
Slackerjack – Ninja Pop
We've heard from two different people that the greatest video game of all time is the one where you're a nursing-home orderly on your rounds giving old folks their meds. Why's that so great, you ask? We're told it's because on bonus levels you get to pump their stomachs. But that's way besides the point, because today we're talking about ...
SLACKERJACK – Warning Forever
So here's the final SLACKERJACK entry of my brief tenure at the top, and by golly is it a doozy. Warning Forever is another download-and-install jobby for you technophobes to be afraid of, but it's yet another one in the list of 'jesus H everything this is bloody brilliant'. One of the most addictive experiences you're ever likely to encounter, this is pure, all-out scorewhore fun.
SLACKERJACK – Battle for Wesnoth
Keeping with our new-found tradition (one day and counting!) of avoiding throwaway online flash games, here we present you with yet another decent-sized download for your gaming enjoyment. Battle for Wesnoth is a totally free, open source (meaning you can get the code for it and modify it yourself, if you have the time, patience and know-how. In other words: you can't) and feels very professionally made, even with its freebie status. Certainly something of a rarity in the world of gratis games.
