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SLACKERJACK! – Turbo Turbo Turbo

by Mof Gimmers

There’s a lot of retro-games out there which look to recreate the experience of old arcade machines and 8bit consoles. However, what most of these modern takes fail to remember is that many of the old games were utterly baffling and filled with badly translated English. Sometimes, you could persist in playing an old game [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Wine Pong

by Mof Gimmers

Puzzle and logistics games are usually very dry affairs. Think of Columns and Tetris. They were functional and hugely addictive. Puzzle Bobble/Bust-a-Move meanwhile, livened things up with little dragons that puked up into your slingshot. Continuing in this fashion – sorta – is Wine Pong, which takes a very simple game and tarts it up [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Bloxorz

by Mof Gimmers

Skiving in the office is not to be underestimated. There’s a million ways of doing it. Offering to make the entire office cups of tea every 10 minutes is a good way of doing no work. Prolonged toilet breaks, with the addition of clutching your stomach when you leave the traps, to imply that it [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Big Pixel Zombies

by Mof Gimmers

The world seems to be obsessed with the undead lately. Vampires are littering our big and small screens, everyone is game for a zombie or two and, of course, we have a Tory prime minister. Oh! Let’s not forget that Amanda Holden continually gets TV work as well! It’s with the zombified that we focus [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Saunavihta Yetis

by Mof Gimmers

Yetis punching you in your emo little face? Buses trying to run you over while cannons try and shoot you with giant snowflakes? Sounds like an action packed game doesn’t it? Well it isn’t. What we have in Saunavihta Yetis is a rather gentle puzzle game where we see a shivering little character trying to [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Victorian BMX

by Mof Gimmers

There are loads of BMX games online and they all look pretty much the same with their fuzzy felt graphics and their faceless My First BMXer riders. Since when did doing massive wheelies become so cute? Well, to restore some kind of balance in the world, up pops a game that melds BMXing with death. [...]

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Slackerjack – Binuka

by Shawn Lindseth

You know how at the circus you always see a beautiful woman strapped to a big wheel spinning while some blind folded guy throws knives at her? Well cross that with Tetris and you’ve got Binuka. The blocks drop just like in Tetris – but the board spins. You use the arrow buttons, but left [...]

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Slackerjack – Skull Kid

by Shawn Lindseth

Video games these days just aren’t as violent as they used to be. Sure there’s more shooting, burning, blowing things up and prostitute raping, but we just don’t think that sort of thing matches up to Frogger. Seriously – remember how he used to get squished? Halo’s got nothing on getting squished. Thank goodness then [...]

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Slackerjack – The Birdinator

by Shawn Lindseth

Imagine, if you will,that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a drunken laser-eyed turkey instead of a robotic governor from the future sent back to destroy the Kennedy’s once-good name. Now imagine that as this turkey he zaps passive owls, eats batteries, slurps up mosquitoes and seems a tad preoccupied with flying south for the winter. Weird turkey, [...]

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SLACKERJACK – VVVVVV

by Mof Gimmers

Space. Exciting place isn’t it? It is full of spaceships! Explosions! Aliens! Lazers! Astronaut corpses floating aimlessly through the vacuum like weird intergalactic driftwood.

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