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Kat Von D and DJ Deadmau5 To Marry Via Skype

December 18th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Celebrity tattoo artist, Kat Von D, is engaged to marry electronica DJ/producer, deadmau5. Clearly a hopeless romantic, deadmau5 (pronounced “dead-mouse” for you nerds) proposed to Kat via Twitter … and she accepted, also via Twitter?… thereby confirming the nagging suspicion that modern society is doomed.

I wonder … is a marriage proposal via Twitter better or worse than one splashed on a Jumbo-tron? Is it better or worse than being broken up with on a Post-It note? Regardless, Kat and mau5 (not to ram this down your throat, but are you getting that his name is pronounced “mouse” and her name is Kat?) are hardly a conventional couple and both tweet incessantly, so perhaps it's merely my old-fashioned sensibility that's troubled by this.

Preposterously Dull Alexandra Burke Has Boyfriend Replacement Team On Standby

March 6th, 2012 By Michael Park

We all know that relationships are tough, even for the most boring people amongst us. Actually, especially for them. Imagine having nothing to say to someone that you think you love but you’re too much of a dullard to actually express the emotion. That must be heart-rending.

See the link? Yes, that’s right folks X Factor 200- err… winner Alexandra Burke has come out and claimed that she finds her long-distance relationship with Marcus Anthony (not the J.Lo one) “hard”.

The queen of fantastic adjectives has stated that it sometimes makes her “sad” and is “not nice”.

Cannes: Now Possibly Featuring James Cameron’s Disembodied Head

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

So far it’s fair to say that this year’s Cannes Film Festival has been all over the shop.

The bulk of the chatter has been about what Angelina Jolie is keeping in her guts and the festival’s biggest two movies – Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull and Vicky Cristina Barcelona – are only gaining interest because people either like a) watching iconic action stars try to recapture past glories or b) watching Scarlett Johansson get off with Penelope Cruz.

And since Sean Penn is the festival’s jury president this year, everything else is probably going to be a barrage of humourless hand-wringing about starving Albanians. And if the thought of that has put you off, we’ve found a way to enjoy the Cannes Film Festival from home.