Uppers and downers.
Folded:
- Sky HD (in full 1080p it really is the way forward. Even those programmes about massive tractors moving prairie houses look good)
- Mesrine: Public Enemy Number One (gangster movie of the year)
- Desperate Romantics (like x-rated Carry On. High wenchy babe factor)
- Lynx Fever deodorant (smells better than sweat)
- The Kevin Bishop Show (Gok’s his ace card, but it’s a funny show all round)
Creased:
- Richard Hammond’s increasingly awful barnet (it’s not the first time we’ve mentioned this, but now he looks like Peter Stringfellow)
- Wii Sports Resort (just go outside and do something. Really, canoeing is even better when you actually get wet)
- Calzones (like you ever need more crust)
- Games shops (more expensive than practically anywhere online and full of kids – what’s the point?)
- ‘This video is not available in your country’ (anyone getting this a lot recently? Annoying when they’ve not even rudie films)
