Articles tagged with: skinny
SKINNY WATCH: Barry Manilow Is Seven Stone
From DIETPIXIE - Well it makes a change from Girls Aloud (although we don’t need to point out that Cheryl Cole is looking even thinner this week). Barry Manilow, the main man, the big kahoona, the guy who gave you Copacabana and Mandy, is painfully thin. The sunkissed ‘do and proud snout is still ...
Michael Bay Orders Megan Fox To Chub The Flip Up
You know what the problem is with Megan Fox? You can't hear her thighs scraping together when she walks anywhere. This is because Megan Fox clearly isn't fat enough. Boys only like girls if they've got wads of back fat you could lose your fist in and a chin that's barely visible under the rolls of sweaty neck-lard. There's nothing more arousing than a girl having a chronic wheezing fit because she's had to run 10 metres for a bus, right boys? That's what Michael Bay thinks, anyway. Now that Transformers 2 is under way, Bay has decided that Megan Fox is far too skinny and that she needs to be 10 pounds heavier. Nobody really knows why, but he's probably just worried that Megan Fox is so skinny that she'll buckle and snap under the weight of all Transformer 2's obvious crappiness.
