10. Look! Bill Murray is such a dude that he uses the Tube! – SuperBill

9. Stuart The Brand Baggs takes on a cage fighter. You can guess who wins.

8. What if The Beatles were Jawas from Star Wars? – FabForce

10. Some comedians are spectacularly joyless aren’t they? Here’s a tale of them not laughing at crude phalluses – Cock

9. Vijay Singh does the greatest golf shot ever… ever… EVER! IT TRAVELS ON WATER!

8. This is really rather beautiful. A Japanese girl who can fly. How wonderful – Levitate

10. Dappy from N Dubz is, astonishingly, the cover star of Total Carp. No. That’s not a typo. This is a magazine about fish and there’s a lovely, lovely shot of the singer holding a massive fish. – Blub

9. Thud.

8. Paul Daniels hospitalised by Sooty launching a pizza at him. This is actual news. – NotALot

7. Students! Sell your kidneys! – Debt

10. MF Doom and Wu Tang’s Ghostface team up for tunes and a tour of the UK?! Yes please! – Supa

9. A really great little animation that does puberty in one minute.

8. Quite simply the most astonishing news story you’ll ever, ever read. – WOW

10. Stewart Lee has a pop at the Daily Mail regarding Michael McIntyre. He’s very clever dontchaknow? – Words

9. Jetpac balls-up.

8. Get camera. Run away from it. Ace photos. – Click

10. Owls are stupid. However, their idiocy can make very pretty imprints on windows. There’s a gallery! – TwitTwoo

9. Idiot.

8. Samuel Beckett used to give Andre The Giant lifts in his truck? What? Really? – Amazing

10. Jean Claude Van Damme? What? Yep. He’s back. And he’s… *gulp*… funny. – IceCold

9. Vic and Bob are back doing sketches and that!

8. A snake. A snake puking a hippo out of its massive, disgusting mouth. No, seriously. Watch the video. – Boke

7. News International are rightly taking a bit of a pounding at the minute… but in fairness, they don’t make it easy on themselves, even when they’re crowing about how great they are. – UFO

6. Reece Shearsmith of Psychoville and League of Gentlemen fame has started up his own Tumblr, which is just great news. –SilentDancer

10. Ever wondered what the girls of Babestation talk about to callers? You wouldn’t believe how mind-numbingly dull it is – Zactly

9. Chances are, you’ve seen Masterchef going all rave… but if you haven’t…

8. American news reporter seen smoking while covering a story about a massive fire. – HE DID IT

7. Fantastic look at the idiotic dribblings that professional footballers do on twitter. Titus Bramble’s ‘Thought For The Day’ is particularly spectacular. – Thick

10. Wu-Tang on a pizza? – millwallant on yFrog

9. Chris Lilley knows how to take negative critique of his new show, Angry Boys. It’s probably rubbish- that’s about the most we can muster.

8. Who doesn’t want to go for a virtual tour of pretty much every ghost town in the Western United States? Exactly. No-one. – Ghost Town Gallery