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Margot Kidder Nude – Superman’s Girl Has Nice Boobs! (17 PICS)

The name Margot Kidder instantly conjures up two images—feisty reporter Lois Lane and a headline-grabbing manic episode. In both cases, the Canadian-born actress blazed a trail for others to follow in her path.

Many actresses like Amy Adams, Teri Hatcher and Kate Bosworth have since occupied the role of Superman’s special gal, but none have managed Kidder’s warmth and frazzled charm. As for the public dose of crazy, there’s no shortage of celebrities whose mental meltdowns ended up as tabloid fodder. Of these instances, few have weathered the PR crisis with Kidder’s grace.

Christian Bale Assault Charges Result in Ultimate Punishment. That, or Just a Caution

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Christian Bale looks likely to get away with allegedly pushing his mum about, if he pleads guilty to assault.

The Welshman, who no one seems to realise is Welsh, has been recommended to receive a caution by the Crown Prosecution Service for his alleged actions, should he plead guilty to charges next month. If, however, he pleads not guilty then he could be looking at more severe penalties, all according to the bastion of truth, honour and glory that is The Sun newspaper.

Though, let’s be honest here – he probably wouldn’t be looking at any really severe charges. A fine, a slap on the wrist and a bruised ego, leaving the Baler ready to take on Terminator 4 and Batman 3. Unless the authorities were to decide on making an example of him and imprisoned him for life – alledgely pushing your mum and sister about is no laughing matter, after all.

Especially when they apparently want money from you.

Christian Bale Went Spazzy Over Sister Cash Request: Claim

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Christian Bale is easily our method actor of the week – his dedication to clown-beating even extends to his own clown mother, for God’s sake.

But, in all of this possibly-illegal motherclown-beating kerfuffle, one question has stood out above all others – what makes a newly-minted megastar like Christian Bale start whaling on his mother and sister on the happiest day of his life?

Turns out the reason might be cash. According to reports today, Christian Bale kicked off after his sister asked him for £100,000 to help raise her three children. Frankly we’re disgusted – doesn’t Christian Bale know that all children have the right to receive occasional gifts of more than the average British annual working wage that their mother has managed to guilt out of their moviestar uncle? Shame on you, Mr Bale. Shame on you indeed.

Batman Christian Bale Arrested For Allegedly Beating Mum And Sister Up

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

So you’re Christian Bale; you’re the star of The Dark Knight – one of the biggest movies ever – how do you celebrate the news?

Simple, you go a bit mental, attack your mother and sister and get arrested on suspicion of assault for it. True, it might not be the obvious way around the problem, but it’s what Christian Bale allegedly has done.

So with Heath Ledger dead and Christian Bale arrested for assault, it seems like The Dark Knight might be carrying a dark curse. We’ll know for sure as soon as Michael Caine climbs up a church tower and starts firing a machine gun at passers-by and crying, but for now it’s just a pretty strong hunch.

New Lohan Sister Just As Fame-Spazzed As All Other Lohans

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

OK everyone, you can put the nature vs nurture debate to bed now – the newly-discovered illegitimate half-sister of Lindsay Lohan proves that it's definitely nature.

Why? Because even though 13-year-old Ashley Kaufmann – the girl apparently sired by Michael Lohan during a month-long affair – was raised in a completely separate environment to Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan, she's still labouring under the mistaken belief that she's going to be a huge pop star.

According to reports, Ashley Kaufmann is busy trying to crack the music industry and has already made a number of approaches to record companies. Poor Ashley Kaufmann – we wonder if she's realised that she's genetically predestined to end up face down in a pile of drugs midway through an emotionally hollow Dionysian pansexual orgy yet.

Halle Berry’s Baby’s Aunt Quite Pleased That Baby Exists

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Now that Halle Berry's finally got round to giving birth to that baby of hers, there's just one question that still needs to be answered.

Is it 'what's the gender of Halle Berry's baby?' because we know it's a girl. It's not 'what's the name of Halle Berry's baby?' either, because she hasn't got round to telling anyone yet.

No – the big question pertaining to Halle Berry's new baby is 'but what does Halle Berry's boyfriend's sister make of the birth?' And we've got the answer to that one after the jump. Alternatively you could just re-read the headline – there's a clue in the title.