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Call Social Services: Pete Wentz Sings At His Unborn Emo Baby
By our estimates, Ashlee Simpson has now been pregnant for something like 400 years, approximately zero seconds of which have been remotely interesting. But it's never too late to start. So how about this - Pete Wentz, the pointy-haired emo tosswump and the father of Ashlee Simpson's unborn baby, has declared himself unofficial musical director of the pregnancy and often sings to the baby in its mother's womb. It sounds sweet, but you shouldn't be so easily fooled - for starters Pete Wentz only sings to his baby now because he knows it hasn't developed the ability to jam its fingers into its ears yet. Also, in retrospect we might have given you the wrong idea - Pete Wentz doesn't so much enjoy 'singing to his unborn baby' as 'screaming up Ashlee Simpson's tumpsy'. We assume.
By our estimates, Ashlee Simpson has now been pregnant for something like 400 years, approximately zero seconds of which have been remotely interesting. But it's never too late to start. So how about this - Pete Wentz, the pointy-haired emo tosswump and the father of Ashlee Simpson's unborn baby, has declared himself unofficial musical director of the pregnancy and often sings to the baby in its mother's womb. It sounds sweet, but you shouldn't be so easily fooled - for starters Pete Wentz only sings to his baby now because he knows it hasn't developed the ability to jam its fingers into its ears yet. Also, in retrospect we might have given you the wrong idea - Pete Wentz doesn't so much enjoy 'singing to his unborn baby' as 'screaming up Ashlee Simpson's tumpsy'. We assume.
