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Taylor Momsen Nude – Reckless Blonde Hottie Reveals All! (33 PICS)

Taylor momsen nudeTaylor Momsen is a former child model and is currently an actress and singer. She is a southern gal with family members that were also actresses. He parents basically forced her into modeling at the age of two.

She had irregularly attended school and had trouble gaining relationships with peers. Many of the earnings that she gained from child acting still have not been rewarded to her.

She broke out even further in Hollywood in child roles in Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Spy Kids 2. She also was featured in some dull B movies until 2008. Her most famous acting role to date is in the teen drama Gossip Girl, where she plays Jenny Humphrey alongside other hotties like Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.

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Gwen Stefani Embarks on Singing Career After Epic Costume Fail

October 23rd, 2013 By Josh Mentallo

Gwen Stefani at Halloween PartyAmateur singer and professional costumer, Gwen Stefani, let fans down last Saturday when she appeared at a Halloween party in a half-assed lumberjack disguise.? Stefani’s costumes have always been greatly admired and applauded, from her 2002 appearance in a convincing bridal outfit to her recent performances, whimsically dressed in period attire as the lead singer of the 90’s band, No Doubt (who ironically shares her name).

But at a children’s party on October 19, accompanied by sons, Zuma and Kingston (most likely fake names), who were dressed as a Power Ranger and a soccer player respectively, Gwen showed up in what appeared to be a hastily assembled lumberjack costume, consisting of an obviously borrowed fat man’s plaid shirt and a stolen pair of blue jeans.? When confronted over the Halloween faux pas, Stefani quickly realized her error, pretending that the offending garments were not a costume at all, but were instead ?street clothes?.

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Yohio Without Makeup

Is it a boy? Is it a girl? If they didn’t tell you themselves, you’d never know. Which makes me think – with highly androgynous guys like Yohio and Andrej Pejic, do we even need cute female pop stars and fashion models anymore? Will people like Taylor Swift and Cher Lloyd be unemployed?

Proving that looking like a girl isn’t the only skill one can have, the sight of 16-year-old Swedish singer Yohio without makeup is an additional skill. Why? Because he still manages to look like a girl.

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Britain’s Got Talented Freaks

March 27th, 2012 By Kris Silver

What is the fascination that TV talent shows have with letting us know that those who look like they hit every branch of the ugly tree shortly after plummeting from its peak, all have some for of inner beauty that we're supposed to admire and warm our cold, black hearts with?

Jonathan Antoine is the latest uggo to drop his trousers and have the ungreased fist of ITV?s Lord and Saviour, Simon Cowell, operating those gorgeous vocal chords, located somewhere beneath that 3rd or 4th chin.

Following in the very deep footsteps of Susan Boyle, Michelle McManus and, yes, even Rick Waller, Jonathan and, to a lesser extent, his singing partner, Charlotte something, have burst onto our screens and will, for the 4th or 5th year running, remind us that REAL beauty, the kind of beauty you SHOULD care about, is on the inside.

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Caroline Flack Is Up To Her Old Tricks Again

February 9th, 2012 By Lady Robotnik

Xtra Factor, X FactorProfessional playground-trawler Caroline Flack has once again been spotted tongue wrestling with a foetus; this time, 23-year-old singer Sam McCarthy.

Despite take every precaution not to be spotted, eg. Standing in a public street outside a pub, the ?couple? were papped fondling each other outside the Crown & Goose pub in Camden.

While we're happy to admit that at 32, she's hardly Saturday night TVs answer to J. Howard Marshall, we can't help but think there's something wrong with a woman who constantly preys men with personalities as underdeveloped as their testicles.

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Marc Anthony Didn’t Like Jennifer Lopez Because She Was Attractive In The Presence Of Others

July 20th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The news that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were getting divorced saw unprecedented sorrow in the hecklerspray hovel. We couldn’t believe that such a perfect couple had split without reminding us that they were an item in the first place. Very distressing.

So what caused this awful rift between two gulpingly attractive superhumans?

Well, Jennifer Lopez made a massive, massive mistake. She forgot that you’re only allowed to be attractive while wooing your husband. After that, you must stop being attractive at all, even if your work depends on it and, dare we say it, that was the thing that attracted your beau to you in the first instance.

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Taylor Momsen Engages In Lewd Lesbian Acts At Barcelona Gig

July 8th, 2011 By Kris Silver

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty RecklessYou know that Taylor Momsen, that teenage girl who acts seems to spend most of her life acting like a bit of a slag, wearing too much eye makeup and singing in that band that you still haven't heard of? Well she's been up to her old tricks again.

The Pretty Reckless singer, who used to be some sort of television star had previously gotten her underage baps out at a gig, gave a rather steamy lapdance to a female fan at a gig in Barcelona and even allowed another fan to give her chesticles a good ol? fashioned grope.

ROCK N? ROLL!

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Oh Look! Jennifer Lopez’s Nipple Would Like To Say Hello To Everyone At Home

June 20th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Celebrity boob enthusiasts! We don’t mind if you don’t want to read these words and get straight to the mammaries. Yes. There’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez’s right boob over the jump. Honestly. Go straight there. You’ll miss some jokes but the traffic is all good.

Right. For those of you who remain and want to see what words we’ll write about J-Lo’s right buster, we’re all poised like a coiled sponge to disappoint.

So what’s happening? Well, the American Idol judge allowed her bubular to hang out while appearing on a German TV show, clearly enjoying the fact that they’re all sexually liberated over there with their porn films, hairy genitalia and their penchant for tanga briefs.

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Led Zeppelin To Tour! Sort Of! Well, Half Of Them!

October 28th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

Since their reunion last year, the planet has been clamouring for Led Zeppelin to keep it going and take a tour around the world.

And Led Zeppelin listen to their fans, which is why – at long last – the Led Zeppelin world tour has finally been announced. Imagine that – Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones and John Bonham, all together again at last to smash through their hits for millions of fans around the planet. Except for John Bonham and Robert Plant, anyway – one’s dead and one can’t really be bothered.

But nevertheless, the two other members of Led Zeppelin are going on tour anyway, and they’re hiring a stand-in singer to take Robert Plant’s place. By our calculations, this means that in terms of quality the Plantless Led Zeppelin tour will fall somewhere between their Live Aid set with Phil Collins and that weird Olympic thing that Jimmy Page did with Leona Lewis. Talk about a win-win!

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Natalie Cole Is Brim-Full Of Disgusting Hepetitis C

March 24th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

Natalie Cole is lucky because she never has to catch a cold again.

It’s because her immune system is now naturally fortified with boat loads of Hepatitis C. This is excellent for her on several different levels. She’ll no longer have to spend hundreds of dollars on oranges every winter – that’s nice for her. She can put that saved money right into studio-time.

Also, no more nights stuck awake because her chest is sticky with Vapo-rub, and she can take all those old, crusty lozenges out of her sock drawer. Like we said, Cole is lucky on many levels – not the least of which… What’s that? Hepetitis C is some sort of ailment? It has lousy side effects and doesn’t calm any winter-time stuffed-up misery? We’ve got it all wrong?

Well don’t we just feel ridiculous.

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