Hey, here’s Jamie Ross from Cancerous Capers with a guest blog…
On the grand scale of awful men, Simon Cowell ranks at some point between Josef Goebbels and Gok Wan. Say what you like about the Nazis, but at least they didn’t laugh about how fat Eva Braun looked in her pants or employ Piers Morgan.
The list of Cowell’s atrocities against mankind is almost endless. As if making it possible for Piers Morgan to buy food wasn’t bad enough, he’s also single-handedly attempted to destroy a once proud music industry by unleashing a seemingly infinite army of squawking, perma-sobbing idiots onto the charts. All whilst wearing his trousers like your senile granddad and his T-shirts like your sexually-ambiguous uncle who’s spiralling into a midlife crisis.
