R Kelly Kiddy Porn Trial: It’s Him, Says Some Girl Now that the fun part of the R Kelly child pornography - watching a video of a 13-year-old girl wet herself to the Backstreet Boys - is over, it's time to get serious. And by serious, we mean dull. To convict R Kelly, the prosecution needs to prove that it's him in the aforementioned sex tape - something that's hard to do because R Kelly says it isn't him and the girl accused of co-starring in the tape says she's got nothing to do with any of it either. But yesterday a witness stepped forward to say that R Kelly is definitely the guy in the video doing a wee on a child, and that the child is who everyone thinks it is as well. So it looks like everyone can go home soon. Cocktails all round!