Now, being married to Sean Penn must be crap at the best of times – it’d be like living with an intense, chainsmoking tramp who won’t stop ranting away in the background about the war from morning until night.
But imagine if you’re married to Sean Penn and all of a sudden Sienna Miller starts openly flirting with him. Would you smash Sienna’s pointless little face in? Would you just be thankful that he’d stopped the war-ranting for a handful of joyous seconds? Or would you just divorce Sean Penn?
Sean Penn’s wife did the last one, apparently. Lazy bitch – she could have at least tried the first one while she was at it.
