In Sienna Miller’s Defence, She’s Less Of A Tart Than First Thought To clarify our oddly-worded defence of Sienna Miller - she has been downgraded in the US media to 'Less Promiscuous Than The New York Times Thought'. We don't hate Sienna Miller, much. Not really. She seems like a nice enough girl, whom you and a few of your mates could have fun with at the pub or wherever else the night takes you. In all seriousness, sort of, Sienna has been labelled as all kinds of nasty things by papers in the US and the UK. There's some clearing up to be done. The New York Times points the finger of blame at the UK rags, for Sienna being nicknamed 'Serial Miller'.

WEBTHUMP! Thursday 16 April 2009 10 - Have a virtual haircut. Just like a normal haircut, except without the grim awkwardness that we expect is similar to one you'd experience with a prostitute - Bluerabbit 9 - Exploding squirrels: Cruel or brilliant? We're only asking because we genuinely don't know - Komonews 8 - You want to see a picture of a man with a tree growing in his lung, don't you? - Geekologie 7 - Apparently Sabrina The Teenage Witch was identical to Lindsay Lohan once, which is more or less impossible to believe - PopEater

WEBTHUMP! Thursday 9 April 2009 10 - The best picture of Peaches Geldof you will ever see - Holy Moly 9 - Here's a collection of murderous Japanese robots - Cracked 8 - This just in: farting during a football match gets you yellow-carded - Manchestereveningnews 7 - You want to hear more stories about men getting their penises bitten off, don't you? Of course you do - Metro

Vandal Makes Sienna Miller’s House Say ‘Slut’ Sienna Miller has had the word 'slut' spray painted on her house. The British actress' public image took another body blow following her much-criticised affair with married boyfriend Balthazar Getty after vandals wrote the insult on the outer wall of her North London home. So who would do such a terrible thing? Well, of course, there is the legal wife or several children of the guy she is currently bonking senseless. Then there is her jilted ex-lover Rhys Ifans. But Hecklerspray would like to make it very clear that we don't think it is any of these people. Pointing the finger would be just wrong. Plus the fact that Sienna Miller is so unpopular at the moment the list of possible culprits is too long to narrow down.

Sienna Miller Takes Off Her Top, Smooches It Up with Some Married Guy Sienna Miller has committed a grievous crime. She was recently photographed off the coast of Italy all lovey-dovey with actor Balthazar Getty, who is married with four children. Sienna’s crime: bad posture. A topless Sienna Miller, hunched over like a squatting monkey, making wild gestures– just let that image sink in for a second – revokes her standard 'Hottie Waiver' when it comes to any moral violations such as adultery. It also subjects her to the standard Dratch Infraction. This, of course, rates the seriousness of how unattractive a woman is compared to Rachel Dratch doing, well, anything. We’ve been informed that all charges will be dropped if Sienna Miller goes away. Forever. Please electronically sign this post in the comments section to support this cause. You can make a difference!

Sienna Miller Gets Covered In Blood For GI Joe A lot of fuss has been made about the upcoming GI Joe movie - the most high-profile film about a man with no testicles and swivelly eyes since whatever Orlando Bloom was in last. However, is GI Joe actually going to be any good? Hardly, because a) it's got Dennis Quaid in it, b) ...

Sienna Miller: Blah Blah Paparazzi Boo Hoo

The best thing about Sienna Miller is that she really doesn't have a bloody clue.

If you've seen Sienna Miller in action for even a couple of seconds, you'll realise that she's such an unashamed publicity-whore that she'd hump a goat on a waterslide if it resulted in any amount of newspaper coverage. But despite being this colossal attention-hoover, Sienna Miller actually hates it when people take her photo, and is happy to go to court to tell everyone about.

Sienna Miller was in court yesterday blathering on about how the paparazzi 'hunts' her, to help an upper-class tosswipe friend who was facing a paparazzi-related criminal damage charge. And to back up her attack, Sienna Miller has vowed never to be in another newspaper agai... oh, sorry - we got real life confused with wishful thinking for a second there.

Did Sienna Miller Bugger Up Sean Penn’s Marriage?

Now, being married to Sean Penn must be crap at the best of times - it'd be like living with an intense, chainsmoking tramp who won't stop ranting away in the background about the war from morning until night.

But imagine if you're married to Sean Penn and all of a sudden Sienna Miller starts openly flirting with him. Would you smash Sienna's pointless little face in? Would you just be thankful that he'd stopped the war-ranting for a handful of joyous seconds? Or would you just divorce Sean Penn?

Sean Penn's wife did the last one, apparently. Lazy bitch - she could have at least tried the first one while she was at it.