Dear hecklersprayers, this article contains information that may ruin your appetite and could even inflict some serious mental damage, distrust of the female nether-parts up to and including the Predator?s face.
Right, with that legal stuff out the way, it's bad news for all straight men and gay women out there. Susan Boyle is on the look for a suitable mate.
We can't actually bring ourselves to speak of the hairiest winner of Britain?s Got Talent in a sexual light. It just seems very, very wrong. Like how you wouldn't want to know about your grandparent?s sex life, or how your mother explains the first time you find a condom in their bedroom. An uneasy, topsy turvy feeling in your stomach makes you want to vomit enough bile to make Example think ?Jeez, they're being a bit harsh.?