Articles tagged with: Shot
Dog The Bounty Hunter Elusively Avoids Several Bullets
As anyone generally considered villainous or reprehensible will tell you, anytime they are in a bank vault with a money-stuffed laundry bag slung over their shoulder, the last thing they want to see is 'the Orange Glow.' 'The Orange Glow' is a criminal industry term for a streaked blur that swoops in and vanquishes all evil everywhere at least once daily. Some say his true identity is a mystery - unknown even to his plus-size wife. Other's say it's actually Dog the Bounty Hunter after another rejuvenating self-tan session. Speaking of which - someone recently tried to murder him.
As anyone generally considered villainous or reprehensible will tell you, anytime they are in a bank vault with a money-stuffed laundry bag slung over their shoulder, the last thing they want to see is 'the Orange Glow.' 'The Orange Glow' is a criminal industry term for a streaked blur that swoops in and vanquishes all evil everywhere at least once daily. Some say his true identity is a mystery - unknown even to his plus-size wife. Other's say it's actually Dog the Bounty Hunter after another rejuvenating self-tan session. Speaking of which - someone recently tried to murder him.
Mark David Chapman’s 5th Parole Attempt Shot Dead
As websites go, hecklerspray is one particularly bent on justice. For instance, we think Charles Manson should get another life sentence or two tacked on to that which he was already given. We'd like to see Ted Bundy get executed again, and for the love of Pete we think it high time Rachel Ray finally gets what's coming to her. What's coming to her is cookies or something. As far as we know she has never killed people on a mass scale, and deserves very little incarceration if any. Another piece of undeniable justice that deserves to be held high pertains to one Mark David Chapman. We think he killed Marilyn Monroe or something. Anyway, he was up for parole for the fifth time recently - and once again got denied. Probably because even seventy years later, people still really, really like Marilyn Monroe.
As websites go, hecklerspray is one particularly bent on justice. For instance, we think Charles Manson should get another life sentence or two tacked on to that which he was already given. We'd like to see Ted Bundy get executed again, and for the love of Pete we think it high time Rachel Ray finally gets what's coming to her. What's coming to her is cookies or something. As far as we know she has never killed people on a mass scale, and deserves very little incarceration if any. Another piece of undeniable justice that deserves to be held high pertains to one Mark David Chapman. We think he killed Marilyn Monroe or something. Anyway, he was up for parole for the fifth time recently - and once again got denied. Probably because even seventy years later, people still really, really like Marilyn Monroe.
