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The Games Workshop has stood as a shining beacon in town centres around the world as gathering spots for nerds, geeks and every available derisory word we can think of.

We don’t feel bad saying that because some of us hecklerspray writers (cough ahem) were included in that ‘nerdy’ few who devoted far too much time to the table top franchise [You're all perverts - Ed.].

For a number of years, table-top games have dared to jump from dice to the 21st century with several releases such as Space Hulk, Dawn of War, Fire Warrior but to little success except for inside pre-existing fan bases. Developer Relic Entertainment should however buck that trend with Space Marine, a gratifyingly violent third-person shooter/hack-n-slash combo that even non Games Workshop collectors can enjoy.

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Split down the middle.

Folded:

Creased:

  • New Skins (even worse than old Skins)
  • Kelly Clarkson (can this girl sing anything without screaming? It’s as though she’s having a permanent tantrum)
  • Shooter (oh, it looked so tempting in Asda for a fiver)
  • Hating friends with iPhones (…is kinda difficult when you want one so bad yourself)
  • Bed hair (possible only for a privileged few. Throw some water at it if you see them)