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Game Review: Space Marine

September 20th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

The Games Workshop has stood as a shining beacon in town centres around the world as gathering spots for nerds, geeks and every available derisory word we can think of.

We don't feel bad saying that because some of us hecklerspray writers (cough ahem) were included in that ?nerdy? few who devoted far too much time to the table top franchise [You’re all perverts – Ed.].

For a number of years, table-top games have dared to jump from dice to the 21st century with several releases such as Space Hulk, Dawn of War, Fire Warrior but to little success except for inside pre-existing fan bases. Developer Relic Entertainment should however buck that trend with Space Marine, a gratifyingly violent third-person shooter/hack-n-slash combo that even non Games Workshop collectors can enjoy.

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Split down the middle.

Folded:

  • In For The Kill by La Roux – Skreams remix (addictive like crack. Or maybe popcorn)
  • Pronouncing Noilly Prat correctly and looking smug (have a go, you won't get it right. You probably won't know what it is either ? or care frankly)
  • Being nice to people with Saturday jobs (we've all been there, or perhaps you're still there? It's crappy, so give lower management drongos a hard time instead)
  • Apocalypto (add this to your ?may have missed? list and get yourself involved)
  • Old Fashioned (make like Double D)
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