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THE BIG DOG IS IN THE HOUSE! 6 words that, when you hear them on the radio, let you know that it’s time to change the station, because the whitest man in history, Tim Westwood, is about to start broadcasting.
It’s fairly safe to say we all hate Westwood, after all what is there to love about a man who looks like a geography teacher painfully trying to hard to appear ‘street’ to keep his pupils interested?
But none of us seem to hate Westwood quite as much as Mark Bulcock.
With Sly Stallone’s bizarre announcement that he’d like Bruce Willis to appear as a villain in The Expendables 2 (because apparently flogging a dead horse once just isn’t enough) we here at Hecklerspray decided to man up and have ourselves a good, ol’ fashioned Die Hard marathon, to re-acquaint ourselves with one of our favourite action movie icons.
But something troubled us deeply, Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Die Hard 3: Die Hard With a Vengeance and Die Hard 4.0: Life Free or Die Hard, the scenes seemed to be a lot more ridiculous than we remembered. Happily this meant that we can bring you the top 10 most ridiculous scenes from the Die Hard series.
Simplicity is the key to a happy life, we’re always being told that. Which is why, when we go into a supermarket these days, we shoplift. By cutting out the payment stage, we’ve simplified our life by a third. Bingo.
And speaking of simple, here’s Shoot. Shoot is so simple that its title is the only instruction you need to play it. Shoot‘s a side-scrolling shooting game where you move from left to right shooting stuff. Simple. Not as simple as not playing, granted, but if you’d simplified everything in your life completely then you’d end up with really smelly pants.
