If you’re anything like us, you probably lie awake at night wondering why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie let their four-year-old daughter Shiloh ruin her girly cherub-like looks by dressing like a dude.
First came the 1970s style bowl cut, then the trainers, the trousers and the ties but it’s the Pete Doherty-style twat hats that sent everyone over the edge. What kind of devil house are Brangelina running?! Why don’t they tart up their daughter like a mini hooker in red lipstick and heels like Suri Cruise?
That’s how you raise a well-balanced child in Hollywood, not by letting them be who they want to be. That’s just mental.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have easily got the most beautiful family on Earth, and that's the way it'll stay until Zahara has clawed out Shiloh's eyeballs and stomped on them.
Yes, that's right – all of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's kids hate each other to pieces. Literally to pieces – it's like living with a gaggle of midget Naomi Campbells.
According to reports, Angelina Jolie's adopted brood have started a flurry of three-on-one attacks on her biological daughter Shiloh Nouvel. But Angelina likes nothing more than a fair fight, which is why – rather than the twins everyone expects – Angelina Jolie is actually gestating two fully-armed mecha-warriors from the future up her vagina to help level the playing field. To level it with plasma cannons.
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If you’re anything like us, you probably lie awake at night wondering why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie let their four-year-old daughter Shiloh ruin her girly cherub-like looks by dressing like a dude.
