Holy Oedipus complex Batman! Look who is claiming not to be having sexy thoughts about their own mother, despite talking about little else for the whole of this month.
Let’s be clear, sexy thoughts about one’s rellies is about as natural as Coke Zero. Or the cheese in a Big Mac, if you will.
So why oh why this Shia LaBeouf bloke took to telling the world about the unsettling things going on in his brain is any one’s guess.
