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Why Does Nick Cannon Wear Turbans?: An Investigation

March 11th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I know I’ve been slow blogging this month and there are really two reasons for this: 1) Celebs have decided to not be all that interesting this month, and 2) I’m doing my second Masters degree and I’m busy af. However, I’m back now, and ready for another hard-hitting HecklerSpray investigation!

My friend Caelie texted me last night to see if I had any idea why Q-List celebrity Nick Cannon is constantly wearing turbans these days. While I’d noticed him doing it, I wasn’t able to answer her question because I had no idea…until now!

Shia LaBeouf Got Married in the Most Shia LaBeouf Way

October 12th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Shia LaBeouf has been living his life like he’s Joaquin Phoenix in 2009 a.k.a. a weird, artistic, drunken mess who might be really talented or might be a mega cunt, who knows?! Aside from pulling off a ton of weird art projects and hosting some random film marathons of his own movies, Shia also found time these past couple of years to get engaged to the eyebrowless wonder that is Mia Goth.

Well, these two high art lovers took time out of their busy schedules making Lars Von Trier classy porn to actually get married this week. And, like the great lover of art that Shia is, they decided to get married in Vegas by an Elvis impersonator and livestream the whole thing on TMZ.

Megan Fox is Mega Pregnant

April 12th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Megan Fox, the girl once known as Angelina Jolie 2.0, but now barely known at all, was somewhat famously married to the awkward one who got hot on the original “Beverly Hills 90210” (I’m referring to Brian Austin Green) for several years. They had their first son in 2012, their second son in 2014, then divorced last year. Yes, it’s all very tragic.

Megan hasn’t been actively dating anyone, at least not as far as the public knows, and if the public doesn’t know then it mustn’t be happening, right? That’s what made is so odd when Megan showed up to a viewing of her sure to be shitty Ninja Turtles sequel with a prominent baby bump.

Shia LaBeouf’s New Look is Everything

February 28th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Remember in the late 80’s/super early 90’s when it was really cool for a guy to have a rat’s tail hair do? Or in the rest of the 90’s when it was really cool for a guy to look like he barely showered or washed his clothes? Or in the early 2000’s when guys started to get their eyebrow pierced and that was the look? Ladies, do you miss these hot looks? Of course you do. Well, lucky for you one man has decided to bring them all back AT ONCE! And of course I’m talking about Shia LaBeouf.

It’s like Shia woke up and was like: Ok, do I want to look like I’m in a) a?New Kids on the Block cover group, b) a Pearl Jam cover band, or c) an early years Linkin Park cover band? And then his eyebrowless girlfriend was like “Baby, why you don’t go for all three?” And he was like “Yes…yes!”

Oh Look, Shia LaBeouf Is Basically Naked In A Video Again

January 9th, 2015 By Megan Leitch

For a minute there it seemed as if weird, artsy fartsy Shia LaBeouf was gone.? Fixed by Brad Pitt, LaBeouf again looked as if he took showers and realized that fighting with homeless guys was a bad idea.? He was even potentially starting to get hot again (I know I can’t believe I wrote that either).

But now LaBeouf is co-starring in singer Sia’s new music video, and not only is dirty hipster looking Shia back,?it’s stirring up some major controversy.? Some see it as a super deep, complex dance piece.? Others see it is a pervy old dude in briefs getting way too friendly with a child.

The Biggest Celebrity Moments of 2014

December 30th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, tomorrow is the last day of 2014, and overall it has been a pretty big year in the world of celebrity. Taylor Swift broke records with her album 1989, Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her greased up ass, and Ryan Gosling broke a lot of hearts by impregnating Eva Mendes.

A lot of big things happened, but, at the end of the year,?some stories and celebs stood out a bit more than others. So here they are: the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Miley (she’s basically all three). The biggest celebrity moments of 2014.

Shia LaBeouf Gave Us Some Real “OMG” Shit

November 30th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Shia LaBeouf has been pretty quiet these last few months ever since getting clean and sober.? No more punching out homeless dudes, no more wearing a paper bag over his face in public.? It seemed like the jaw dropping storylines with Shia in the middle were done and over with.

But now LaBeouf has done an interesting interview where he revealed some crazy shit that went down during his whole “live art” shtick earlier this year.? And it actually makes me feel bad for the guy.

Brad Pitt Is Shia LaBeouf’s Sober Muse

July 24th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Shia LaBeouf has been having a rough couple of years.? He’s become anti showers, but pro Jameson for breakfast.? It’s turned him from becoming a child star to legitimate actor?success story, to the?typical child star to hot mess tale.

But now, Shia has finally found?a reason to ditch the bottle.? It’s not for good reasons, like a desire to stop fighting homeless dudes at 3 o’clock in the afternoon, but more because he has a new coworker he really wants to impress.

Shia LaBeouf Is Having A Bit Of A Meltdown

July 3rd, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Shia LaBeouf has finally started to completely lose his mind.? He has had a week chock full of fights, strippers, homeless guys, and more.?? He’s taken Zac Efron’s little escapade in Skid Row, added Lindsay Lohan’s drunken car chases, and then brought it all up a smelly ass notch.

There is a sign of hope though, as it at least seems LaBeouf has taken some steps in the right direction by joining Alcoholics Anonymous.? But considering Lohan herself is a multiple time graduate of rehabs and AA, I don’t hold much stock in the long term change.

Shia LaBeouf Got Arrested At A Broadway Play Like The Class Act He Is

June 27th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Shia LeBeouf has spent the last few years proving to everyone what an abominable twat he is, so when I read about him doing stupid shit I really never feel all that surprised. I mean, dude got arrested at fucking Walgreen’s which, up until June 26th, was the only place he’d ever been arrested.

I guess Shia thought getting arrested at Walgreen’s was really white trash and that next time he should get arrested some place classy. However, most classy places don’t let the likes of Shia in, but lucky for him, anyone can buy a ticket to a Broadway show, so, with that, Shia bought himself a ticket to “Cabaret”, showed up, acted a fool, and got himself arrested at fucking Broadway. ?I kid you not.