Lance Armstrong No Longer Humping Kate Hudson Ladies! Are you young, blonde, famous and determined to live out the minutiae of your personal life in the harrowing glare of the media? You ARE? Well what are you waiting around here for? You're exactly Lance Armstrong's cup of tea. And he's single too, now, so form an orderly queue and before long you - yes you! - could be feeling Lance's solitary testicle smacking repeatedly against your inner thigh during one of several sordid bunk-ups! Lance Armstrong is single, by the way, because he's split up with Kate Hudson. They were going out. They were. What do you mean you didn't know? Don't you understand how important any of this is? Cuh.