Miley Cyrus, who you’ll remember for being the more musically gifted daughter of Billy Ray, has always been a bit of a tough nut for hecklerspray to crack. Sometimes she’ll be caterwauling her way through some mawkish pop gumph about being in love at the age of eleven and others she’ll be smoking a bong and telling people to stick things up their private parts.
She’s a testing one.
Regardless, the young Miss Cyrus’ version of Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit has been named the worst cover ever in a new magazine poll.
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Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of upcoming major label releases.
This week, your Mango has something for everybody.
Are your life goals summed up by the phrase “All I wanna do is have some fun“? We’ve got Sheryl Crow.
Are you disturbed by rock music, but find it kind of enticing when performed on a violin? Check out the new release by David Garrett. You weirdo.
Are you, or do you wish to be, a black man? Well, there’s Rick Ross for you, sunshine.
Are you a 7-year old, or the state-assigned carer thereof? Why, we have just what you need, from the Kidz Bop Kids.
See? That covers everybody. You hear us? EVERYBODY.
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Ladies! Are you young, blonde, famous and determined to live out the minutiae of your personal life in the harrowing glare of the media?
You ARE? Well what are you waiting around here for? You’re exactly Lance Armstrong‘s cup of tea. And he’s single too, now, so form an orderly queue and before long you – yes you! – could be feeling Lance’s solitary testicle smacking repeatedly against your inner thigh during one of several sordid bunk-ups!
Lance Armstrong is single, by the way, because he’s split up with Kate Hudson. They were going out. They were. What do you mean you didn’t know? Don’t you understand how important any of this is? Cuh.
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