Articles tagged with: She-Wolf
Shakira Is A Wolf And SHE WILL EAT YOU
WARNING: Popular contortionist and nutbag yodeller Shakira has gone feral and may have killed no or more men. It's true. Last week, two eyewitness videos appeared on YouTube showing the diminutive singer grievously attacking two men in New York City. Now literally fives of YouTubers across the globe have posted similar videos, in which many of the attackers don't actually resemble Shakira in any way. We can only conclude that Shakira is a shapeshifter and that you, reader, may be in danger even as you read this.
WARNING: Popular contortionist and nutbag yodeller Shakira has gone feral and may have killed no or more men. It's true. Last week, two eyewitness videos appeared on YouTube showing the diminutive singer grievously attacking two men in New York City. Now literally fives of YouTubers across the globe have posted similar videos, in which many of the attackers don't actually resemble Shakira in any way. We can only conclude that Shakira is a shapeshifter and that you, reader, may be in danger even as you read this.
