Shakira, who will no doubt get ’round to making a truly great record one of these days, continues to be preposterously famous despite… well… not being that famous. Or interesting. Or being particularly charming or erudite.
In fact, Shakira is a bit bloody worthy if you ask us. She is so overly sincere all the time that you wonder if she has a discussion with the toilet seat before farting on it. But she can definitely warble. Endlessly. And loudly. Very, very loudly.
Hardly surprising that she’s like a junior cabinet minister when you consider that, for more than a decade, she’s been shacked-up with an Argentinian political advisor called Antonio de la Rue. Well…. until recently that is.
WARNING: Popular contortionist and nutbag yodeller Shakira has gone feral and may have killed no or more men. 
