So Chris Brown has been convicted for his horrific choke-attack on Rihanna and he’s been punished accordingly.
That’s the end of all that, then. But you know what’d be great? If something almost identical happened, but this time to two people who barely even counted as celebrities. You know, two staggering nonentities who’ve made such a pointlessly small contribution to the world that we’d be surprised if their parents would be able to pick them from a line-up comprising them, three goats and a Weetabix.
Anyway, American footballer Shawne Merriman has been arrest on suspicion of choking Tila Tequila. Hooray!
