Articles tagged with: Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone Didn’t Botox Her Son’s Stinky-Bum Feet, OK?
You might not know this, but Sharon Stone is famed for her sense of smell - if a mouse does a poo 50 miles away, Sharon Stone will still puke up and faint because if it. And this ability has ultimately been Sharon Stone's undoing. Sharon Stone lost custody of her child recently, with one of the justifications being that Sharon's eight-year-old son had feet that smelt like putrid bum death, and she wanted to cure this with regular Botox injections into his feet. However, Sharon Stone has denied wanting to Botox her son's feet, calling it a 'complete fabrication'. But on the other hand, she did give him a browlift to stop his sweaty armpits and a brand new set of 36DD plastic boobies to try and offset his chronic farting, so who knows.
You might not know this, but Sharon Stone is famed for her sense of smell - if a mouse does a poo 50 miles away, Sharon Stone will still puke up and faint because if it. And this ability has ultimately been Sharon Stone's undoing. Sharon Stone lost custody of her child recently, with one of the justifications being that Sharon's eight-year-old son had feet that smelt like putrid bum death, and she wanted to cure this with regular Botox injections into his feet. However, Sharon Stone has denied wanting to Botox her son's feet, calling it a 'complete fabrication'. But on the other hand, she did give him a browlift to stop his sweaty armpits and a brand new set of 36DD plastic boobies to try and offset his chronic farting, so who knows.
Sharon Stone Longs To Fill Young Son Lovingly With Botox To Cure His Stank Feet. We Heard.
hecklerspray doesn't have any kids, but if we did we'd demand DNA evidence and a court order to prove it. They ain't ours, skank. Of course, once those things were obtained we'd dote on them, treating them each individually with great love and deep respect at least until age six, when their value in the middle east really peaks. Speaking of which - thanks for the price guide, Amir, but do you have one in the King's English? If you think that's bad - you should see Sharon Stone's parenting. She wants to pump her child so full of Botox that his seams start to burst. That's why a judge just banished her to only seeing him two weekends a month or something.
hecklerspray doesn't have any kids, but if we did we'd demand DNA evidence and a court order to prove it. They ain't ours, skank. Of course, once those things were obtained we'd dote on them, treating them each individually with great love and deep respect at least until age six, when their value in the middle east really peaks. Speaking of which - thanks for the price guide, Amir, but do you have one in the King's English? If you think that's bad - you should see Sharon Stone's parenting. She wants to pump her child so full of Botox that his seams start to burst. That's why a judge just banished her to only seeing him two weekends a month or something.
Sharon Stone Loses Her Kid (No, Not Up Her Giant Mudflaps)
We always thought that Sharon Stone would be a good mother, particularly because she'd always be getting her vag out to remind you where you're from. But maybe Sharon Stone isn't such a fantastic mother after all, because it turns out that she's lost physical custody of her eight-year-old son Roan to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. That's upsetting. Not for Sharon Stone - she's old enough to cope with this - but for her son. After all, this means he'll never get to experience the unique form of schoolyard bullying that comes from having your naked 50-year-old mother who happens to be an intense figure of hatred to the entire Chinese community drop you off at school every morning. That poor boy. That poor poor boy.
We always thought that Sharon Stone would be a good mother, particularly because she'd always be getting her vag out to remind you where you're from. But maybe Sharon Stone isn't such a fantastic mother after all, because it turns out that she's lost physical custody of her eight-year-old son Roan to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. That's upsetting. Not for Sharon Stone - she's old enough to cope with this - but for her son. After all, this means he'll never get to experience the unique form of schoolyard bullying that comes from having your naked 50-year-old mother who happens to be an intense figure of hatred to the entire Chinese community drop you off at school every morning. That poor boy. That poor poor boy.
Over 1,000 Chinese Folk To Sue Sharon Stone For A Literal Billion Dollars
It wasn’t so long ago that Sharon Stone offended all of China by saying each and everyone of them looked delicious, or something, and would no doubt be scrumptious when mashed down into a cracker-topping paste. She then drew up blueprints for a restaurant that would use this as its niche. We told her this was a foolish concept, as nobody would come to a restaurant that only served crackers with mashed Chinamen on them. She said we misunderstood, and that she would use a wide variety of crackers to offer her patrons several palatable options. And that was the line she used to sell us 20% of her stock. If all goes well, we’ll be able to retire several months ahead of schedule. We actually can’t remember if any of that was true or not. What is true though is that 1,000 Chinese people are on the verge of sueing Stone for one billion dollars worth of stir fried beef and broccoli for her ‘Karma’ comment a while back. Or did they just want a billion in cold, hard cash? We're pretty sure it was the latter.
It wasn’t so long ago that Sharon Stone offended all of China by saying each and everyone of them looked delicious, or something, and would no doubt be scrumptious when mashed down into a cracker-topping paste. She then drew up blueprints for a restaurant that would use this as its niche. We told her this was a foolish concept, as nobody would come to a restaurant that only served crackers with mashed Chinamen on them. She said we misunderstood, and that she would use a wide variety of crackers to offer her patrons several palatable options. And that was the line she used to sell us 20% of her stock. If all goes well, we’ll be able to retire several months ahead of schedule. We actually can’t remember if any of that was true or not. What is true though is that 1,000 Chinese people are on the verge of sueing Stone for one billion dollars worth of stir fried beef and broccoli for her ‘Karma’ comment a while back. Or did they just want a billion in cold, hard cash? We're pretty sure it was the latter.
PETA Wants To Literally Examine Sharon Stone’s Brain
After China had an earthquake Sharon Stone ran about yelling things like "let's eat the surviving children," and "finally, I can wear underpants again! A seriously devastating Asian earthquake is all I've been waiting for! I'm not kidding! A gypsy once told me to leave it open down there until something like this happened! This is especially nice as it's been chilly lately!" Now keep in mind that quote is with many creative liberties on our part. Nonetheless - Stone rocked the Asian world with some comment that was so dull we've long since forgotten what it was. But PETA hasn't. No - PETA is still livid. Livid enough to fire off a letter to Stone several months after the fact offering to give her a free brain scan to see if that's why she's so indifferent to human life and....(wait for it)... the suffering of animals.
After China had an earthquake Sharon Stone ran about yelling things like "let's eat the surviving children," and "finally, I can wear underpants again! A seriously devastating Asian earthquake is all I've been waiting for! I'm not kidding! A gypsy once told me to leave it open down there until something like this happened! This is especially nice as it's been chilly lately!" Now keep in mind that quote is with many creative liberties on our part. Nonetheless - Stone rocked the Asian world with some comment that was so dull we've long since forgotten what it was. But PETA hasn't. No - PETA is still livid. Livid enough to fire off a letter to Stone several months after the fact offering to give her a free brain scan to see if that's why she's so indifferent to human life and....(wait for it)... the suffering of animals.
Dalai Lama Distances Himself from Sharon Stone, World Desperately Envious
That Dalai Lama and Robert Smith are a lot alike. More alike than you probably appreciate.
The Dalai Lama and Robert Smith both have their own websites, both find an umbrella necessary during monsoon season, both say “let’s go to bed†when they’re sleepy, and both of them are distancing themselves from Sharon Stone.
So, the Sharon Stone thing might be true for the Dalai Lama, but we’d wager Robert Smith would do the same, given the chance.
We’d all do the same, given the chance.
Sharon Stone Uninvited From Chinese Festival For Some Reason
That Sharon Stone, eh? You can't take her anywhere - primarily because she'll start jabbering on like a tit about how the Chinese earthquake was karma. One place you especially can't take Sharon Stone is this year's Shanghai Film Festival. Following her remarks that the recent Chine earthquake might have been some sort of cosmic payback for its occupation of Tibet, Sharon Stone's invitation to the festival has been revoked. Undeterred, Sharon Stone has decided to hold her own Sharon Stone Film Festival in her basement, and everyone's invited - except for the Chinese, people who look a bit Chinesey, people who know all the words to Domo Arigato, Mr Roboto and anyone who doesn't want to watch Catwoman, Sliver, Basic Instinct 2 and Police Academy 4 on a never-ending loop. She probably shouldn't buy too many nibbles.
That Sharon Stone, eh? You can't take her anywhere - primarily because she'll start jabbering on like a tit about how the Chinese earthquake was karma. One place you especially can't take Sharon Stone is this year's Shanghai Film Festival. Following her remarks that the recent Chine earthquake might have been some sort of cosmic payback for its occupation of Tibet, Sharon Stone's invitation to the festival has been revoked. Undeterred, Sharon Stone has decided to hold her own Sharon Stone Film Festival in her basement, and everyone's invited - except for the Chinese, people who look a bit Chinesey, people who know all the words to Domo Arigato, Mr Roboto and anyone who doesn't want to watch Catwoman, Sliver, Basic Instinct 2 and Police Academy 4 on a never-ending loop. She probably shouldn't buy too many nibbles.
Sharon Stone Sorry For Pissing Off All Of China
Hold the phone, word's coming in that the unthinkable has just happened - brace yourselves, Sharon Stone has done something that isn't utterly stupid. This doesn't happen often, so make the most of it. After saying that the recent Chinese earthquake, which has killed 70,000 people and left another five million homeless, was the result of bad karma for the country's mistreatment of Tibet, Sharon Stone has managed to finally issue an apology. Sharon Stone says she's so sorry for offending the Chinese people with her thoughtless remarks that she's going to devote herself to helping those affected by the earthquake however she can. Does anyone else get the feeling this is going to end with a patronising feature-length documentary entitled Damage Limitation: Sharon Stone Cries At Some Chinese People And Insincerely Refers To Them As 'Incredible Little People'? Just us?
Hold the phone, word's coming in that the unthinkable has just happened - brace yourselves, Sharon Stone has done something that isn't utterly stupid. This doesn't happen often, so make the most of it. After saying that the recent Chinese earthquake, which has killed 70,000 people and left another five million homeless, was the result of bad karma for the country's mistreatment of Tibet, Sharon Stone has managed to finally issue an apology. Sharon Stone says she's so sorry for offending the Chinese people with her thoughtless remarks that she's going to devote herself to helping those affected by the earthquake however she can. Does anyone else get the feeling this is going to end with a patronising feature-length documentary entitled Damage Limitation: Sharon Stone Cries At Some Chinese People And Insincerely Refers To Them As 'Incredible Little People'? Just us?
