Trashing hotel rooms is something of a right of passage for rock stars. They do it through boredom, anger or, in the case of most modern bands, because you’ve been told you MUST do it and as we all know, modern rock bands haven’t got an original idea between them.
However, when it comes to wilful destruction, there’s not many who are as creative as Ozzy Osbourne.
As we’ve all heard, he’s bitten the head from a bat, as well as biting the head off a dove and spitting it at the CEOs of his record company. He also took a piss on The Alamo. But what about destroying a room with a dead shark?
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Just a portion though. Had the rest of him been eaten our headline would have been 100 times more sensational. You know, it probably would have read ‘Shark Eats All Of Ryan Seacrest’ or something.
See what we mean? 100 times more sensational – that’s the stuff people want to read.
Had Seacrest been entirely consumed it probably would have been due to his utter refusal to preach Bible things to the Assyrians, whom we can all agree have been on a hot streak of wickedness in the past few weeks or so. He’d have to sit in the sharks belly just long enough to think about what it is he’d done, and sternly resolve to improve.
Actually, at this point it is widely unknown if Seacrest’s shark attack is a direct result of him offending the Almighty. We, however, having watched over ten minutes of last season’s American Idol, are pretty sure it was.
What more evidence can anyone ask for?
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