Articles tagged with: Shanna Moakler
Shanna Moakler Gets Her Knickers In A Twist Over Carrie Prejean
You might think that everybody was utterly bored by Carrie Prejean by now. But you'd be completely wrong. Because there's still Miss California co-director Shanna Moakler. Even though Donald Trump has already allowed Carrie Prejean to keep the Miss California title, Shanna Moakler refuses to give up the fight - she's still there, figuratively standing on the mountaintop waving the flag. Admittedly it's a flag made out of nobody cares and she's standing top of Mount Shut Up, but never mind. Anyway, Shanna Moakler has resigned from her job in protest at Carrie Prejean. Weird, huh? Shanna Moakler had a job?
You might think that everybody was utterly bored by Carrie Prejean by now. But you'd be completely wrong. Because there's still Miss California co-director Shanna Moakler. Even though Donald Trump has already allowed Carrie Prejean to keep the Miss California title, Shanna Moakler refuses to give up the fight - she's still there, figuratively standing on the mountaintop waving the flag. Admittedly it's a flag made out of nobody cares and she's standing top of Mount Shut Up, but never mind. Anyway, Shanna Moakler has resigned from her job in protest at Carrie Prejean. Weird, huh? Shanna Moakler had a job?
Shanna Moakler Splits With Travis Barker. Again. Again. Again.
Did you know that Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker had got back together? No? Do you know who Shanna Moakler is? No? Well shame on you. This is big news. How big? Former drummer of annoying pop-punk band splitting up with the wife he'd already divorced once a year ago big. That's as big as it gets. Probably. Anyway, Shanna Moakler has split up with Travis Barker for possibly the billionth time. Usually at this point we'd say it was the kids who we felt most sorry for, but it's not. It's us who we feel most sorry for. Us.
Did you know that Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker had got back together? No? Do you know who Shanna Moakler is? No? Well shame on you. This is big news. How big? Former drummer of annoying pop-punk band splitting up with the wife he'd already divorced once a year ago big. That's as big as it gets. Probably. Anyway, Shanna Moakler has split up with Travis Barker for possibly the billionth time. Usually at this point we'd say it was the kids who we felt most sorry for, but it's not. It's us who we feel most sorry for. Us.
Heidi Montag’s Wedding: What Do Really Minor Celebrities Think?
Now that the US election is over, it's not uncommon to find any number of pointlessly minor celebrities drifting around without purpose. Because, now that Barack Obama is president, celebrities have got nothing left to blab their relentlessly ill-considered and completely unwanted opinions about, and that makes them sad. So thank heavens for the brand-new hot-button topic that has allowed any celebrity - no matter how utterly insignificant they be - to spout on about it like they're bloody experts. We're talking about the Heidi Montag/ Spencer Pratt wedding. Now, just because you couldn't give a monkey's bum that Heidi Montag got married to Spencer Pratt, that's not going to stop luminaries like Perez Hilton, two people off The Hills and that woman who used to be married to the man who was in that plane crash that one time from gibbering on like self-regarding nobsacks about it. Guess what's after the jump. No, really. Guess.
Now that the US election is over, it's not uncommon to find any number of pointlessly minor celebrities drifting around without purpose. Because, now that Barack Obama is president, celebrities have got nothing left to blab their relentlessly ill-considered and completely unwanted opinions about, and that makes them sad. So thank heavens for the brand-new hot-button topic that has allowed any celebrity - no matter how utterly insignificant they be - to spout on about it like they're bloody experts. We're talking about the Heidi Montag/ Spencer Pratt wedding. Now, just because you couldn't give a monkey's bum that Heidi Montag got married to Spencer Pratt, that's not going to stop luminaries like Perez Hilton, two people off The Hills and that woman who used to be married to the man who was in that plane crash that one time from gibbering on like self-regarding nobsacks about it. Guess what's after the jump. No, really. Guess.
Travis Barker & Shanna Moakler Divorced – Remember Them?
Sad news, folks,Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are divorced.
Oh come on, you know who Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are - he used to be in Blink 182 and she, um, she's Shanna Moakler. Anyway, even though Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler split up 18 months ago, they've only just got divorced. Still don't really know who either of them are? No, us neither really. Let's just pretend that we do, anyway. Ready?
Nope, still don't care about them.
