shane warne - HecklerSpray

Elizabeth Hurley Actually Loves Shane Warne, Which Is Staggering

June 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are one of the oddest celebrity couples around. She, a posho Daily Mail wet-dream and he, a balding slightly overweight impossibly toothed ball lobber. That said, Paul Abdul once advised that opposites attract, as she proved with her love affair with a rapping cartoon cat.

Warne, we’re told, is ‘quite the swordsman’, yet, this isn’t some tempestuous affair. Startlingly, it’s actually love. We’ve read about ‘love’. It sounds horrible.

And not only is it this ‘love’ thing, Liz Hurley is actually saying that this romance was love at first sight.

Elizabeth Hurley Isn’t Getting Divorced, Despite Saying She Was Getting Divorced

December 17th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

You know how Elizabeth Hurley has (allegedly) been mucking around on Shane Warne’s sticky wicket? And you know how she told everyone that she had split-up with her husband Arun Nayar? You know she said she had already told her family that she’d dumped him?

Well she hasn’t.

After saying she’d separated from Arun “months ago” after she was caught buffing Warney’s golden duck (that didn’t work at all did it?), she insists that much of what has been said about her future – by her – is untrue.

Liz Hurley Has Been Getting Off With Tubby, Balding Cricketer Shane Warne And No-One Can Work Out Why

December 13th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Remember when everyone used to fancy Liz Hurley? She was the posh English rose who looked like she was absolute filth and erupted the nation’s trousers by appearing in a safety pin dress and getting cheated-on by Hugh Grant who decided to get a nosh from Divine Brown.

Basically, there was a time when she was the Princess Diana it was socially acceptable to say that you’d like to bum her or something.

After a string of impressively poor films, she faded away, only to appear in gossip rags when she was dating some inexplicably average looking wealthy bloke. And now, she’s all set to puzzle men the world over as she’s allegedly swapping bodily fluids with a chubby Australian cricketer who does adverts for hair growth products. That’s right, it looks like she’s been getting off with Shane Warne.