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Yes, Shakira Nudes Do Exist and They Are Here (18 PICS)

Colombian singer Shakira is one of hottest latinas entertainers around. Known for her famous “Hips Don’t Lie” song, she’s also an active humanitarian who does a lot of work promoting child literacy and education. But you’re really just here for her nudes right?

A beautiful woman, Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll (her full name) is incredibly sexy. Yes, her boobs aren’t as big as fellow latina Salma Hayek and she doesn’t have a killer come-do-me-now face like Eva Mendes but she has some serious dance moves right up there with J-Lo and her big booty.

The Top 10 Hottest Female Celebrity Butts

January 15th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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I talk about boobs a lot. So much so that people might think that I am strictly a boob woman, but that simply is not true. In fact, I consider myself quite a huge fan of “dat ass”. I love and appreciate booties big and small, and in a world where doing at least 100 squats a day is part of your job, you know the entertainment industry is full of beautiful booties.

I couldn’t do a top 10 countdown of which one is best, because each of these booties make me want to say “Nice rump, wanna hump?” in their own special way. From the tiny, but mighty, to the OH DAAAAYUUUMMM, here are 10 Hollywood booties worth ogling. In case you didn’t know, many of these luscious butts are also listed in our world famous nude celebs post.

Shakira Isn’t An International Superstar, Just a Sellout

October 14th, 2012 By Emily Nerland

I always knew people loved to throw around the label ?international superstar,? I just never knew people actually bought into the hyperbole, both figuratively and literally.

While Shakira did manage to bleach her tresses blonde enough and drop her standards low enough to momentarily capture the attention of the American public?which I'm guessing granted her ?international? status (superstardom to be discussed later)– it's beyond me how at this point she can get a check for $12 million to appear as a coach on The Voice. Yes, how the woman whose top Google searches list that she sounds like ?a goat,? ?a frog,? and ?Kermit? is getting paid to teach others to sing is either capitalism or ignorance at its best. Or perhaps a bit of both.

Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie, But Her Mouth Talks Nonsense Now She’s Split With Her Fella

January 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Shakira, who will no doubt get ’round to making a truly great record one of these days, continues to be preposterously famous despite… well… not being that famous. Or interesting. Or being particularly charming or erudite.

In fact, Shakira is a bit bloody worthy if you ask us. She is so overly sincere all the time that you wonder if she has a discussion with the toilet seat before farting on it. But she can definitely warble. Endlessly. And loudly. Very, very loudly.

Hardly surprising that she’s like a junior cabinet minister when you consider that, for more than a decade, she’s been shacked-up with an Argentinian political advisor called Antonio de la Rue. Well…. until recently that is.

WEBTHUMP! November 11 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Win tickets to see Rihanna in concert! Do it now! – Popsugar

9 – Fingerless gloves: the critical re-evaluation – Interestment

8 – Things we’re now afraid of: getting trapped on an iceberg with three polar bears – Asylum

7 – This just in: bald bears are TERRIFYING – Geekology

Top 26 Pop Star Babes

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

The pop industry has a lot to answer for.

It has created a lot of monsters. Simon Cowell and Kerry Katona spring to mind immediately. But female pop stars are not all talentless bints who clutter up newspapers and snarky entertainment sites (thanks for that) with their inane chatter and their lady bits.

Some of them look nice too. In fact, some of them are incredibly sexy. Oh, and some of them can sing too – but not that many.

Shakira Is A Wolf And SHE WILL EAT YOU

June 11th, 2010 By Robyn Wilder

WARNING: Popular contortionist and nutbag yodeller Shakira has gone feral and may have killed no or more men.

It’s true. Last week, two eyewitness videos appeared on YouTube showing the diminutive singer grievously attacking two men in New York City. Now literally fives of YouTubers across the globe have posted similar videos, in which many of the attackers don’t actually resemble Shakira in any way.

We can only conclude that Shakira is a shapeshifter and that you, reader, may be in danger even as you read this.

Shakira & Gordon Brown Fix Everyone’s Problems

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Gordon Brown is in a pickle. Since he became Prime Minister he’s been hit with a credit crunch, floods, disease outbreaks and diplomatically awkward Olympic tensions.

Clearly the man needs help to get his popularity shifting upwards again. And, having looked at the problem thoroughly, Gordon Brown found the only person on the face of the Earth who even came close to matching his requirements. Shakira.

No, really. Shakira. Shakira and Gordon Brown have been yammering away on the phone trying to thrash out a solution to third world education. We know, this news makes us want to rush out and vote for Gordon Brown immediately too, but let’s be smart here – if we play it cool enough, Brown won’t stop at Shakira. Finally, our dreams of seeing Eva Longoria as a Secretary Of State For Work And Pensions have got one step closer to reality!

Shakira Sex Tape Threesome Nothing More Than A Stupid Lie

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

There are ontological, teleological and moral arguments about the existence of God, but nothing would swing it for us more than an internet video of Shakira being done by two blokes on a boat.

So when we heard that there was a three-way Shakira sex tape knocking about, our cries of "there is a God!" could be heard from miles around. After all, if a Shakira sex tape is the holy grail of sex tapes, then a three-way Shakira sex tape is the holy grail, um, being done by two blokes on a boat.

But the excitement was misplaced – the Shakira sex tape has been unmasked as a cruel April Fool's prank by a DJ in Argentina. A cruel, stupid prank by an idiot DJ in rubbish Argentina. Stupid imaginary God.