Michael Jackson’s memorial service is, fittingly, expected to be a show to remember for those fortunate enough to gain entrance.
Yes, today is the day. Mr Michael Jackson – pop legend and child nightmare – is due to give his final performance. As befitting the clown prince of showbiz, it’s going to be a monstrous affair, filled with music royalty, heads of the entertainment industry and… a kid from Wales who came seventh in a talent competition.
Really? Wow.
See you after the jump, when we… honestly, that smug little tosswad with the hair gel?
