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N-Dubz: Fazer To Be Set On ‘Stunned’ By Misha B.

by Paul Pencott on October 27, 2011 0 Comments

Do you see the hilarious pun we did in the headline? Do you? It’s writing like this that wins prestigious awards.

So, N-Dubz – you know, the guy in the silly hat, the quite fit one and the other dude – have been a bit quiet of late, what with Dappy going it alone with that single that even we begrudgingly liked a bit (in the sense that we quite liked it when our younger brother learned to beatbox in 1992 and he wasn’t terrible at it), Tulisa going all ‘television-star’ and Fazer being all ‘unrecognisable in the street and playing Gears Of War 4 all day long’?

Well, all that’s about to change because Richard ‘Fazer’ Rawson has been dragged into the limelight by X-Factor contestant Misha B, who has reportedly been texting the unconfirmed-Tulisa-love-interest in the mistaken belief that he is a mogul capable of launching her career. When in actual fact he probably met her back-stage lurking about, enticed as he was by the promise of free Pringles and a reason to get out of the flat.

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Katie Price Maintains Her Classy, Unblemished Image

by Matthew Laidlow on July 28, 2008 1 Comment

When Americans think of ‘classiness’, they pretty much think of Britain’s beloved Royal family.

Granted they don’t actually do much apart from shoot peasants, laugh at the poor and eat huge slices of swan pie stuffed with £50 notes, but that doesn’t matter.

Sadly the illusion that the general British public speak like the Queen are usually shattered. Enter a typical London market place and instead of hearing “would you like some apples?” you’ll get “Eearrrrrrrrrrrrrr youuuuuuuu. Wanna buy sommmmmmme aaaaapples to gooooooo wiv da stairs?”

Tourists will also be shocked by the amount of people pissing in the street, vomiting into hats and having sex in cars. Just ask Katie Price and her schizophrenic alter-ego Jordan how it feels. It happened to her the other day with her plasticine lover Peter Andre.

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When Americans think of 'classiness', they pretty much think of Britain’s beloved Royal family. Granted they don’t actually do much apart from shoot peasants, laugh at the poor and eat huge slices of swan pie stuffed with £50 notes, but that doesn’t matter. Sadly the illusion that the general British public speak like the Queen are usually shattered. Enter a typical London market place and instead of hearing “would you like some apples”, you’ll get “earrrrrrrrrrrrrr youuuuuuuu. Wanna buy sommmmmmme aaaaapples to gooooooo wiv da stairs?” Tourists will also be shocked by the amount of people pissing in the street, vomiting into hats and having sex in cars. Just ask Katie Price and her schizophrenic alter-ego Jordan how it feels. It happened to her the other day with her plasticine lover Peter Andre.