You can go ahead and file this under: Bitch, are you kidding me? Above is a photo of the ever demure, Katy Perry, wearing a whorrifying Elmo T-Shirt on Saturday Night Live a while back. Katy has got some luscious breasts that she has never had any problem flaunting, yet according to her new interview with NPR’s Weekend Edition, she thinks female popstars need to put their lady parts away. All I can think is: Is this a joke?

Most of today’s popular female popsingers (Miley, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, etc) have no problem showing a bit of skin, and by a bit of skin I mean showing everything but their labia minora (my money’s on Gaga to be the first to show us hers), and apparently Perry thinks those ladies need to “put it away.”