Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
In a move that would have been frowned-upon a mere three years ago, Maxim has named Miley Cyrus as Number 1 in their annual Hot 100 list.
That’s quite a bump up from her spot at No.68 in last year’s list, although she has had an entire year to earn a few more million dollars to throw at the magazine.
If you watched the Transformers movie, then you’ll have noticed how sexy Megan Fox is.
Well, maybe not. Maybe you’ll have been too busy noticing how much enjoyment Michael Bay was taking in stomping all over your beloved childhood memories by filling the movie with piddle jokes and confusing Ebonics-speaking robots who enjoy watching teenagers have sex. Anyhow, Megan Fox was also in Transformers and she was sexy.
And that sexiness is official, because the results of FHM‘s 100 Sexiest Women In The World poll has just been released, and Megan Fox is number one. Congratulations, then, to Megan Fox, who can now go to sleep at night knowing that more gawky teenage boys furiously masturbate to disturbing imagined adolescent sexual scenarios involving her than anyone else. Masturbate and then cry. Or is that just us?
