People magazine is an absolute fucking mess who has not had a reliable Most Beautiful People or Sexiest Man Alive list in years, so I have no idea why I was even remotely shocked when I found out that they had named Blake fucking Shelton their sexiest man of 2017. I mean, this is the magazine that once named Adam Levine sexiest man alive, so I’m about 90% sure my mom makes this list.
For very obvious reasons, the internet went all up in arms about Blake Shelton nabbing the title because literally ANYONE ELSE should have gotten this. Like…anyone.