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Top 15 Sexiest Doctor Who Companions

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Sonic screwdrivers out ? here?s the sexiest Doctor Who companions.

And for those of you who thought the hottest creatures in the universe to follow the Doctor around before Billie Piper was the Daleks, we have some good news ? the 953-year-old has been grooming young hotties for years.

In fact, some are so sexy they have been known to attract the occasional roving eye of even the most mean-hearted Cyberman.

But who are the hottest companions to melt the Doctor?s two hearts? Well, after several evenings armed only with DVD box sets and several boxes of tissues, Hecklerspray has come up with the answer.

Here we go.

The 26 Most Sexy Cartoon Characters of All Time

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Forget actual women – what we all want to know is who are the sexiest cartoon characters.

Now you might think that the above statement is a bit odd. And you would be fully justified in thinking that. It is an odd idea for a list and we blame editor and general sick puppy Stuart Heritage for even coming up with the idea in the first place.

But what you need to understand is this is not just some stupid list of drawings designed to spark titillation, nostalgia and debate. No, this is far more important than that.

Top 25 Most Sexy Newscasters of All Time (VIDEOS)

February 14th, 2014 By David Schwartz

There’s no easy way to hear bad news. From spiralling petrol prices to terrorists, it’s never a good time. Unless it comes from a sexy newscaster

But if you are going to told bad news, wouldn’t you want an attractive woman to be the one to do it? Unless it’s a rejection – but that’s a whole other story.

Anyway, in the latest excuse hecklerspray has come up with to get paid for looking at nude celeb pictures and videos of sexy girls, we have decided to focus on newsreaders, reporters and newscasters. As we mentioned before, using hot newscasters and news anchors to tell bad news is a great way to soften the blow. In fact, it’s a scientific fact.

People dying of hunger in the world? That’s terrible, but, on the positive, she really does have a great rack. Or something like that. Enjoy.

Top 14 Sexiest Women Of The Eighties

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Why are we so ashamed of the Eighties? Don’t believe us? OK, why then do we always associate it with greed and excess? Why do we laugh at the fashion mistakes? Why do we find ourselves hiding the 80s tracks we’ve downloaded into our iPods?

It’s true. In the Decades family, the 1980s is like the brash middle brother no one talks to at functions because he’s obsessed with money, carries a phone the size of a house brick and has a really bad perm. Well, hecklerspray is not standing for it any more. We’re loud and proud. We are children of the Eighties and we’re not ashamed to say it.

And to prove it wasn’t all New Romantics, Rubik’s Cubes and yuppies, we’ve compiled 14 reasons why the 1980s kicked ass.

Now, we could go on for hours about the great music and movies of the period, but we’re going to focus purely on the lovely ladies of the era. And, if you can forgive the big hair and shoulder pads, it really was a golden one.

Heather Mills Alarmingly Sexier Than You Thought

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Forget everything you know, because Heather Mills is sexy, and if that's true then we need to rethink everything.

Seriously, although she's screechy and can act a little bit mental at times, Heather Mills looks set to make FHM's 100 Sexiest Women list this year.

Needless to say, most of the reason why Heather Mills has been classified as sexy is because of those soft porn shoots she did 20 years ago. But answer us this – if being photographed spraying whipped cream on your knockers and fellating a red jelly penis while making your unusually hairy genitalia as visible as possible is now sexy, then why aren't we in FHM's 100 sexiest women list? Did we do all that for nothing?