Articles tagged with: Sexiest
Top 26 Sexiest Cartoon Babes
Forget actual women - what we all want to know is who are the sexiest cartoon characters. Now you might think that the above statement is a bit odd. And you would be fully justified in thinking that. It is an odd idea for a list and we blame editor and general sick puppy Stuart Heritage for even coming up with the idea in the first place. But what you need to understand is this is not just some stupid list of drawings designed to spark titillation, nostalgia and debate. No, this is far more important than that.
Forget actual women - what we all want to know is who are the sexiest cartoon characters. Now you might think that the above statement is a bit odd. And you would be fully justified in thinking that. It is an odd idea for a list and we blame editor and general sick puppy Stuart Heritage for even coming up with the idea in the first place. But what you need to understand is this is not just some stupid list of drawings designed to spark titillation, nostalgia and debate. No, this is far more important than that.
Top 28 Sexiest Video Game Babes
Grab your joysticks – because today we are looking at the sexiest video game babes ever! A bunch of pixels they may be – but, let's face it, for some men, it's the closest they'll ever get to playing around with a real woman. Now, we know what you are thinking – that's a pretty messed-up list. How could a video game character be sexy? Why not focus on real women instead? And you would be totally right. In fact, we are hanging our heads in shame as we speak.
Grab your joysticks – because today we are looking at the sexiest video game babes ever! A bunch of pixels they may be – but, let's face it, for some men, it's the closest they'll ever get to playing around with a real woman. Now, we know what you are thinking – that's a pretty messed-up list. How could a video game character be sexy? Why not focus on real women instead? And you would be totally right. In fact, we are hanging our heads in shame as we speak.
Top 25 Sexiest Newscasters
There's no easy way to hear bad news. From spiralling petrol prices to terrorists, it's never a good time. But if you are going to told bad news, wouldn't you want a sexy woman to be the one to do it? Unless it's a rejection - but that's a whole other story. Anyway, in the latest excuse hecklerspray has come up with to get paid for looking at pictures and videos of sexy girls, we have decided to focus on newsreaders, reporters and newscasters. As we mentioned before, using attractive newscasters to tell bad news is a great way to soften the blow. In fact, it's a scientific fact. People dying of hunger in the world? That's terrible, but, on the positive, she really does have a great rack. Or something like that. Enjoy.
There's no easy way to hear bad news. From spiralling petrol prices to terrorists, it's never a good time. But if you are going to told bad news, wouldn't you want a sexy woman to be the one to do it? Unless it's a rejection - but that's a whole other story. Anyway, in the latest excuse hecklerspray has come up with to get paid for looking at pictures and videos of sexy girls, we have decided to focus on newsreaders, reporters and newscasters. As we mentioned before, using attractive newscasters to tell bad news is a great way to soften the blow. In fact, it's a scientific fact. People dying of hunger in the world? That's terrible, but, on the positive, she really does have a great rack. Or something like that. Enjoy.
Top 14 Sexiest Women Of The Eighties
Why are we so ashamed of the Eighties? Don't believe us? OK, why then do we always associate it with greed and excess? Why do we laugh at the fashion mistakes? Why do we find ourselves hiding the 80s tracks we've downloaded into our iPods? It's true. In the Decades family, the 1980s is like the brash middle brother no one talks to at functions because he's obsessed with money, carries a phone the size of a house brick and has a really bad perm. Well, hecklerspray is not standing for it any more. We're loud and proud. We are children of the Eighties and we're not ashamed to say it. And to prove it wasn't all New Romantics, Rubik's Cubes and yuppies, we've compiled 14 reasons why the 1980s kicked ass. Now, we could go on for hours about the great music and movies of the period, but we're going to focus purely on the lovely ladies of the era. And, if you can forgive the big hair and shoulder pads, it really was a golden one.
Why are we so ashamed of the Eighties? Don't believe us? OK, why then do we always associate it with greed and excess? Why do we laugh at the fashion mistakes? Why do we find ourselves hiding the 80s tracks we've downloaded into our iPods? It's true. In the Decades family, the 1980s is like the brash middle brother no one talks to at functions because he's obsessed with money, carries a phone the size of a house brick and has a really bad perm. Well, hecklerspray is not standing for it any more. We're loud and proud. We are children of the Eighties and we're not ashamed to say it. And to prove it wasn't all New Romantics, Rubik's Cubes and yuppies, we've compiled 14 reasons why the 1980s kicked ass. Now, we could go on for hours about the great music and movies of the period, but we're going to focus purely on the lovely ladies of the era. And, if you can forgive the big hair and shoulder pads, it really was a golden one.
Heather Mills Alarmingly Sexier Than You Thought
Forget everything you know, because Heather Mills is sexy, and if that's true then we need to rethink everything.
Seriously, although she's screechy and can act a little bit mental at times, Heather Mills looks set to make FHM's 100 Sexiest Women list this year.
Needless to say, most of the reason why Heather Mills has been classified as sexy is because of those soft porn shoots she did 20 years ago. But answer us this - if being photographed spraying whipped cream on your knockers and fellating a red jelly penis while making your unusually hairy genitalia as visible as possible is now sexy, then why aren't we in FHM's 100 sexiest women list? Did we do all that for nothing?
