Masturbation. After reading that headline, some of you are probably doing it right now. That’s fine, no-one’s judging you for that. What you do in an office full of people is your own business.
Regardless of your filthy, under-the-desk habits, you don’t often hear that celebrities like a good toss every now and then. Sure, we can assume. Some of the hecklerspray staff are obsessed with the idea of Ryan Gosling cracking off into a football sock but that’s neither here nor there. The fact of the matter is that celebs don’t orgasm unless it’s with one-another because it looks better on the front of glossy magazines.
Until now!
