It’s always the case of wanting but never having in hecklerspray’s world. We’d love to shout rude stuff to blind people, the local hobo and bus drivers who never stop for us.
But we’re scared of getting beat up off said people. And if that wasn’t bad enough, our mums might find out and then we wouldn’t get fish fingers and chips for tea. Just a slapped arse. And no-one wants that. Other people around the world have their own wants, too. The old problem of trying to have sex with someone famous has baffled stalkers for years, for instance. But now one company aims to help perverts/fanatics everywhere by producing super-realistic celebrity shag dolls. Featuring everyone from Jessica Simpson to Lindsay Lohan, the days off posh wanks are over!
