Myleene Klass, famous for charging at someone with a knife while in her house and showering under a waterfall so everyone could see her erect nipples… and former Hear’Say singer, is the object of lust to the already dead.

By which we mean, Middle England.

It’s not just the Marks and Spencer’s set that love our Myleene though. It seems that aroused Hollywood A-listers have a bit of a thing for her too. Which is equally puzzling as Klass is as vanilla as the day is long.