Articles tagged with: Sex And The City
As we all know, the main characters in Sex And The City reflect the four distinct groups that all women fall into - the slut, the conservative prude, the shoe-obsessed former star of Flight of The Navigator and the ginger lesbian. But which are you? It's difficult, isn't it? So thank your lucky stars that ...
With the Sex And The City movie pulling lonely insecure women into cinemas in their droves, there's only one question left to ask. And that's this - after seeing the overlong exploits of some weird-looking women who've developed bizarre shoe fixations to distract them from the endlessly bleak landmark-free waltz to their unhappy ...
Some things just has 'box office gold' stamped all over it - and now that list also apparently includes 'two and a half hours of four ropey-looking middle-aged women screeching'. You guessed it - Sex And The City is number one at the weekend box office this week, edging Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull into second place. Which, we think, makes overlong dull-as-cocks shoe-based babbling the new man-eating ants. Or something. Oh, we don't care. Anyway, Sex And The City is the weekend box office number one and, while it didn't break any traditional records as such, it is thought to hold the prize for the amount of times that the three men who were henpecked into seeing it managed to murmur "kill me" to themselves during its duration.
This week’s soft and hard cookies Folded: Track-a-partner.com (find out if your partner is cheating on you by tracking their mobile phone signal) Sex and the City: The Movie (the ladies are still muttony mutton, but the film is surprisingly OK) In Bed with Medinner (just been scanning some of this GENIUS television on YouTube. ...
We have to say, whichever evil genius has masterminded the Sex And The City movie's promotional campaign deserves a knighthood and some sort of delicious medal. Why? Rather than wanting to spend money on all kinds of stupid trailers and posters and crap, they've just sent the Sex And The City stars out to depress all of us with harrowing personal anecdotes until our resolve has been weakened to the extent that we'd actually consider watching the Sex And The City movie, that's why. In this edition: Cynthia Nixon, the ginger one from Sex And The City who's really a lesbian, had breast cancer 18 months ago. Let's go!
Sex tape karma is a beautiful thing - after making us pray for blindness with the Gene Simmons sex tape, it's now repaying us with a Kristin Davis sex tape.
You know, Kristin Davis. The uppity one from Sex And The City. There's a Kristin Davis sex tape. And there's not even a second of 1980s power-ballad in there at all. Take that, Simmons.
Except, wait, buckle your belt back up - Kristin Davis says that the Kristin Davis sex tape is a phony. That's not her in the sex tape gobbling on a man's genitals or in the accompanying pictures sitting on a toilet with her minge sticking out, Kristin says. She only knows because in the real Kristin Davis sex tape she's wearing a pony saddle, a pair of safety goggles and is covered head-to-toe in bacon. We heard.
Without a shadow of a doubt, the new Sex And The City movie is easily the most highly-anticipated film amongst people who enjoy watching four crag-faced women sitting round a table talking about orgasms like they bloody invented them.
But it turns out that the Sex And The City movie will see another sex-obsessed harlot joining Horsey McGee and her horny middle-aged friends for their life of sipping overpriced cocktails in swanky bars full of insufferable tits and cracking onto men young enough to be their great-grandchildren - it's Michael Bloomberg, mayor of New York! It's been announced that Michael Bloomberg has scored a role in the Sex And The City movie and, although nobody knows what he'll be starring as yet, early odds are that he'll be one of Kim Cattrall's dildos.
That joke could be counted as political satire if we had the first clue about anything to do with Michael Bloomberg, you know.
