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Who’s ready to watch four middle-aged women discuss their vulvas in genuinely uncomfortable detail?
You are? Hooray! Because there’s a new Sex And The City 2 trailer out! Except, wait, no, Sex And The City 2 is a Sex And City movie, so there won’t actually be any of the sex from the TV show in it. But don’t worry – in its place will be lots of endless guff about emotions and feelings, and more eye-bleedingly terrible outfits than you’d think was possible to contain in a single feature-length film. That’s almost the same thing, right?
And as a teaser for all the terrible outfits in the film, the new Sex And The City 2 trailer is filled to the brim with all kinds of cack-handed, impractical, garish, stupid-looking pieces of clothing. But what are the 15 worst outfits to be found in the Sex And The City 2 trailer? Glad you asked. Let’s find out…
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Sex And The City 2 is out next year. Yes, you’re right to be excited. Or dismayed. But mainly excited.
And guess what? There’s a new Sex And The City 2 trailer out! If you’re the sort of person who thinks that drinking pikey cocktails and screeching the word ‘fabulous’ a lot makes up for the fact that you’re a dumpy friendless recruitment consultant from Eastbourne who can’t remember ever experiencing a recognisable human emotion, this is bound to be the best news EVER!
We’ve got the Sex And The City 2 trailer right here for you after the jump. Better yet, we’ve decoded the Sex And The City 2 trailer for you, moment by moment. It’s nothing less than you deserve.
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Sex and The City 2 will star a horse, a prude, a heartbreaker, a redhead, and a viking. It will also require unparalleled suspension of disbelief.That was our convoluted way of telling you that a truce has finally been called between the horses and the vikings and the two will be frolicking together on a screen near you, May 2010.
What do you mean we should put down the sauce and start being coherent? Oh, okay. Sarah Jessica Parker and the half-starved dungeon full of Mariah Carey‘s cast-off PhotoShoppers will be working overtime on the new movie, part of which features the cast as a bunch of twenty-somethings.
They all had the pleasure of working alongside Miley Cyrus who is the height of a viking, apparently. Sarah made a remark after meeting her 17-year-old guest co-star, saying that Miley was considerably taller than she had anticipated.
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Sometimes a piece of news comes along that makes us genuinely confused – people, get ready for that news.
You know Cynthia Nixon from Sex And The City? She’s got fans. Actual fans. Not people who say that they like her to be ironic, or because they think that liking Sarah Jessica Parker would be too obvious. She’s got fans. The sort of hysterical logic-defying fans who’d storm onto the set of Sex And The City 2 just so they can be close to her.
It’s weird. But at least they weren’t Kim Cattrall fans. That would have really freaked us out.
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The Sex And The City movie was fun, but we didn’t like the way that nobody looked frighteningly haggard in it.
But someone up there is listening. The Sex And The City stars have all signed on for Sex And The City 2, so soon we’ll get to see Kim Cattrall‘s clodge looking more tired and wizened than ever before!
In fact, with the cast getting older as movies become more immersive, we’re sure that Sex And The City 2 will be the first movie where the audience gets a free HRT patch and a scoop of KY jelly on their way in.
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If you thought 94 episodes of Sex And The City and one entire feature-length Sex And The City movie weren’t enough, this is your lucky day.
Well, technically it isn’t your lucky day at all, because if you still don’t think that 94 episodes of Sex And The City and one entire feature-length Sex And The City movie have fully satisfied you, then chances are you qualify as being medically mentally ill. You should probably get that looked at.
But aside from that, it probably is your lucky day a bit, because Kim Cattrall has declared that Sex And The City 2 is definitely going ahead. Great – presuming it takes three years to make Sex And The City 2, the four main actresses will have a combined age of 192 by the time it’s released. Luckily the writers are taking this into consideration, and the subplot about Sarah Jessica Parker‘s vaginal prolapse is thought to be very moving.
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What we be liking and what we don’t be liking.
