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Kim Cattrall Really Hates Sarah Jessica Parker

February 12th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

By this point in time, literally everyone on the planet knows that Sex and the City was essentially the 30 to 40 something version of Mean Girls (behind the scenes, anyway), with Kim Cattrall accusing Sarah Jessica Parker of being a tired-ass Regina George.

For years, Kim has been vocal about wanting no part of any further SATC movies and Sarah has been like “Aww, but I wish she would” and apparently Kim is DONE with it, with their kind of one-sided public rivalry having a huge blow-up this past week.

Kim Cattrall Nudes Found – She’s Sexy as Hell, Right? (77 PICS)

Kim Cattrall is best known for playing brash, hypersexual Samantha Jones in HBO’s Sex and the City. She must have learned a thing or two on set because she later co-authored a book entitled Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm.

Cattrall began acting in the 1970s with guest roles in several TV series. Notably, she portrayed Dr. Gabrielle White in The Incredible Hulk — one of only a few characters who knew David Banner was, in fact, the Hulk.

Cynthia Nixon Hates Gays (Probably Thinks Jews Brought It On Themselves Too)

January 25th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Cynthia Nixon is a lot of things to different people; third favourite character in Sex And The City, postmodern mother, pretend lover, and of late, power lesbian, but recently she’s transitioned from bona fide actress into one trick, famous homosexualist.

We were all shocked when Nixon revealed that she had hitched herself up with a woman after the collapse of her 15 year marriage to a man. And even more shocked when she debuted her brand new baby to us all.

Well set down that cup of coffee and prepare yourself for some of the most absurd news that you will hear today, unless a US congressman tries to say that 9/11 was orchestrated by Phil Mitchell to flush out Michelle and Vicky Fowler. Rumour has it that Vicky is going to be Albert Square’s version of John Connor when Mr. Papadopolous’ Launderette rises up and strikes.

Kim Cattrall Hilariously Thinks That The UK Doesn’t See Her As Samantha From Sex And The City

June 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

If someone said ‘Kim Cattrall’ to you, chances are, you wouldn’t know who the shit they were talking about. If they held up a photograph of them, once you’d stopped questioning why they were so keen to get your opinion on something, you’d say “that’s her from Sex And The City and absolutely nothing else!”

Or you might say – “Mannequin. Wasn’t she in that? No idea. Will you please leave me alone now, because I’ve got things to be getting on with.”

Basically, this no-mark actor will forever be thought of as Samantha Jones from SATC and no-one thinks any different, right? Wrong. See, Kim Cattrall is under the impression that the good people of Blighty don’t just view her as being her Sex And The City character. When we do.

Kim Cattrall Finds Dating Scary, But Is It As Scary As Her Face?

May 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Sex And The City is a show that should have been taken to a public square and flogged to within an inch of its life, leaving only a greasy stain and a pair of expensive shoes. Effectively, the show managed to make womankind look like the most vapid, arrogant, backward idiots ever to walk this awful revolving speck of dust we call our planet.

One of the most jarring characters in the show was dead-eyed, corpse-minge of Samantha as played by Kim Cattrall.

And because us plebs consistently forget that these people are actors, portraying a fictional creation, we’re happy to assume that Kim is exactly the same as her most famous role or, at the very least, people get the two confused… which is why she’s right to be frightened of the dating game.

Kim Cattrall Goes To University, Gets A Meaningless Thing

July 13th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

The next few weeks see the start of Clearing, as thousands of students will discover which university they’ll attend.

And all of them want to go to Liverpool John Moores University. This is because Kim Cattrall from Sex And The City has just been made a fellow there. Just imagine, sitting next to Kim Cattrall in lectures. Having Kim Cattrall as your housemate. Getting hammered on diluted lager and unsuccessfully trying to feel Kim Cattrall up during fresher’s week and then doing your best to avoid her for the entire three-year course because the pain of rejection is too much for you to take.

What? Kim Cattrall has only been made an honorary fellow at John Moores University, which doesn’t actually mean anything? They may as well have just given her a scroll reading ‘You are famous and we are desperate for attention’? Oh.

New Sex And The City 2 Trailer: The 15 Worst Outfits

April 9th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Who’s ready to watch four middle-aged women discuss their vulvas in genuinely uncomfortable detail?

You are? Hooray! Because there’s a new Sex And The City 2 trailer out! Except, wait, no, Sex And The City 2 is a Sex And City movie, so there won’t actually be any of the sex from the TV show in it. But don’t worry – in its place will be lots of endless guff about emotions and feelings, and more eye-bleedingly terrible outfits than you’d think was possible to contain in a single feature-length film. That’s almost the same thing, right?

And as a teaser for all the terrible outfits in the film, the new Sex And The City 2 trailer is filled to the brim with all kinds of cack-handed, impractical, garish, stupid-looking pieces of clothing. But what are the 15 worst outfits to be found in the Sex And The City 2 trailer? Glad you asked. Let’s find out…

Sex And The City 2 Trailer! Decoded!

December 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Sex And The City 2 is out next year. Yes, you’re right to be excited. Or dismayed. But mainly excited.

And guess what? There’s a new Sex And The City 2 trailer out! If you’re the sort of person who thinks that drinking pikey cocktails and screeching the word ‘fabulous’ a lot makes up for the fact that you’re a dumpy friendless recruitment consultant from Eastbourne who can’t remember ever experiencing a recognisable human emotion, this is bound to be the best news EVER!

We’ve got the Sex And The City 2 trailer right here for you after the jump. Better yet, we’ve decoded the Sex And The City 2 trailer for you, moment by moment. It’s nothing less than you deserve.

Entourage: Season 5 – DVD Review

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

Entourage has been described as the male Sex and the City.

Strange, considering that Entourage has more wit, talent and imagination in one line of dialogue than Sex and the City had in its entirely overlong, over-hyped, self-indulgent, commercialised, horse-faced, mass-menopausal film.

If you’re not up to speed, the plot basically centres around Hollywood A-lister Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) and his tag-alongs. ‘E’ (Kevin Connolly) is Vincent’s manager, Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) is his driver and Drama (Kevin Dillon) is his less successful acting brother. Together, along with the always-modest Ari (Vince’s agent – Jeremy Piven), they try to bag movie roles, women and a good time on a weekly basis.

Sex And The City 2 Inexplicably Stormed By Crazed Cynthia Nixon Fans

September 4th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Sometimes a piece of news comes along that makes us genuinely confused – people, get ready for that news.

You know Cynthia Nixon from Sex And The City? She’s got fans. Actual fans. Not people who say that they like her to be ironic, or because they think that liking Sarah Jessica Parker would be too obvious. She’s got fans. The sort of hysterical logic-defying fans who’d storm onto the set of Sex And The City 2 just so they can be close to her.

It’s weird. But at least they weren’t Kim Cattrall fans. That would have really freaked us out.