Articles tagged with: Sex And The City
Entourage: Season 5 – DVD Review
Entourage has been described as the male Sex and the City. Strange, considering that Entourage has more wit, talent and imagination in one line of dialogue than Sex and the City had in its entirely overlong, over-hyped, self-indulgent, commercialised, horse-faced, mass-menopausal film. If you're not up to speed, the plot basically centres around Hollywood A-lister Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) and his tag-alongs. 'E' (Kevin Connolly) is Vincent's manager, Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) is his driver and Drama (Kevin Dillon) is his less successful acting brother. Together, along with the always-modest Ari (Vince's agent - Jeremy Piven), they try to bag movie roles, women and a good time on a weekly basis.
Entourage has been described as the male Sex and the City. Strange, considering that Entourage has more wit, talent and imagination in one line of dialogue than Sex and the City had in its entirely overlong, over-hyped, self-indulgent, commercialised, horse-faced, mass-menopausal film. If you're not up to speed, the plot basically centres around Hollywood A-lister Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) and his tag-alongs. 'E' (Kevin Connolly) is Vincent's manager, Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) is his driver and Drama (Kevin Dillon) is his less successful acting brother. Together, along with the always-modest Ari (Vince's agent - Jeremy Piven), they try to bag movie roles, women and a good time on a weekly basis.
Sex And The City 2 Inexplicably Stormed By Crazed Cynthia Nixon Fans
Sometimes a piece of news comes along that makes us genuinely confused - people, get ready for that news. You know Cynthia Nixon from Sex And The City? She's got fans. Actual fans. Not people who say that they like her to be ironic, or because they think that liking Sarah Jessica Parker would be too obvious. She's got fans. The sort of hysterical logic-defying fans who'd storm onto the set of Sex And The City 2 just so they can be close to her. It's weird. But at least they weren't Kim Cattrall fans. That would have really freaked us out.
Sometimes a piece of news comes along that makes us genuinely confused - people, get ready for that news. You know Cynthia Nixon from Sex And The City? She's got fans. Actual fans. Not people who say that they like her to be ironic, or because they think that liking Sarah Jessica Parker would be too obvious. She's got fans. The sort of hysterical logic-defying fans who'd storm onto the set of Sex And The City 2 just so they can be close to her. It's weird. But at least they weren't Kim Cattrall fans. That would have really freaked us out.
Cynthia Nixon Gets Engaged! To A WOMAN!
Thanks a lot Carrie Prejean. You've spent the last month blathering on about gay marriage and look at the consequences. The main consequence is that we've been forced to remember that Cynthia Nixon exists. Cynthia Nixon, the ginger one off Sex And The City famous for being a) a lesbian and b) not even in anybody's list of top five Sex And The City characters, has got engaged to her girlfriend. See? Even Sex And The City stars can have same-sex marriages. Except Sarah Jessica Parker - it's so hard to find a mutant horse/woman hybrid who isn't married these days.
Thanks a lot Carrie Prejean. You've spent the last month blathering on about gay marriage and look at the consequences. The main consequence is that we've been forced to remember that Cynthia Nixon exists. Cynthia Nixon, the ginger one off Sex And The City famous for being a) a lesbian and b) not even in anybody's list of top five Sex And The City characters, has got engaged to her girlfriend. See? Even Sex And The City stars can have same-sex marriages. Except Sarah Jessica Parker - it's so hard to find a mutant horse/woman hybrid who isn't married these days.
Sex And The City 2: Now Depressingly Official
The Sex And The City movie was fun, but we didn't like the way that nobody looked frighteningly haggard in it. But someone up there is listening. The Sex And The City stars have all signed on for Sex And The City 2, so soon we'll get to see Kim Cattrall's clodge looking more tired and wizened than ever before! In fact, with the cast getting older as movies become more immersive, we're sure that Sex And The City 2 will be the first movie where the audience gets a free HRT patch and a scoop of KY jelly on their way in.
The Sex And The City movie was fun, but we didn't like the way that nobody looked frighteningly haggard in it. But someone up there is listening. The Sex And The City stars have all signed on for Sex And The City 2, so soon we'll get to see Kim Cattrall's clodge looking more tired and wizened than ever before! In fact, with the cast getting older as movies become more immersive, we're sure that Sex And The City 2 will be the first movie where the audience gets a free HRT patch and a scoop of KY jelly on their way in.
Sex And The City Gets Smooshed Into Kid’s Books
Sex and The City was a sitcom or something. We never watched it, but it appears the main plot was bestiality based, as every episode contained 60 solid minutes of different men totally doing a big-nosed horse named Carrie. Like we said, we never watched it. Its target audience was perverted middle-aged women. It was so popular it spawned a movie that we think was about Spider-Man riding Carrie in several derbies, claiming swift victories everywhere they went. We never saw that one either. Well if you loved the TV show, and you loved the movie - then you are totally gonna dig the two pre-teen Carrie-based books that are getting smeared all over Barnes & Noble really soon. That's right - there are some novels about to come out about Carrie's sexy adventures in high school. Chapter one is about a horny janitor. Sorry to ruin plot.
Sex and The City was a sitcom or something. We never watched it, but it appears the main plot was bestiality based, as every episode contained 60 solid minutes of different men totally doing a big-nosed horse named Carrie. Like we said, we never watched it. Its target audience was perverted middle-aged women. It was so popular it spawned a movie that we think was about Spider-Man riding Carrie in several derbies, claiming swift victories everywhere they went. We never saw that one either. Well if you loved the TV show, and you loved the movie - then you are totally gonna dig the two pre-teen Carrie-based books that are getting smeared all over Barnes & Noble really soon. That's right - there are some novels about to come out about Carrie's sexy adventures in high school. Chapter one is about a horny janitor. Sorry to ruin plot.
Miley Cyrus Wants To Make Sex And The City… For Kids
Phew, for a second there we thought that it was only Miley Cyrus' body that got her in trouble - turns out it's her mouth, too. You see, Miley Cyrus doesn't want to be the wholesome tween star of Hannah Montana forever, which is why she's decided to tell the world about her brilliant new pitch for a TV show. It's basically Miley Cyrus, right, starring in Sex And The City. Seriously, that's what she said. Miley Cyrus wants to make a toned-down, slightly more wholesome version of Sex And The City for children. This is deeply upsetting news indeed - we already had an idea for a show called The Miley Cyrus Over The Sweater Action And Nothing More Until I'm Married Because I Love God Hour, and Miley Cyrus goes and steals it, the 15-year-old bitch.
Phew, for a second there we thought that it was only Miley Cyrus' body that got her in trouble - turns out it's her mouth, too. You see, Miley Cyrus doesn't want to be the wholesome tween star of Hannah Montana forever, which is why she's decided to tell the world about her brilliant new pitch for a TV show. It's basically Miley Cyrus, right, starring in Sex And The City. Seriously, that's what she said. Miley Cyrus wants to make a toned-down, slightly more wholesome version of Sex And The City for children. This is deeply upsetting news indeed - we already had an idea for a show called The Miley Cyrus Over The Sweater Action And Nothing More Until I'm Married Because I Love God Hour, and Miley Cyrus goes and steals it, the 15-year-old bitch.
Sex And The City Sequel Depressingly Confirmed
When we heard that four bloodsucking zombie-like creatures were going to be involved in a film revolved around seducing men, you could say we were vaguely interested. At first, we assumed it would be a modern day version of the classic Greek myth about Medusa and her ability to turn anyone into stone. Making it all postmodern and setting in New York meant a whole host of terror could be inflicted on a city that King Kong and the Cloverfield monster had both already ravaged. But we got the wrong end of the stick and were in for a shock when we discovered what the film was about. The wicked witches of New York - otherwise known as Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda from Sex And The City - had somehow slithered on to the big screen to torture cinemagoers everywhere. And, after just getting over this initial shitfest, our blood pressure has soared again - we’ve learnt that a sequel has just been commissioned.
When we heard that four bloodsucking zombie-like creatures were going to be involved in a film revolved around seducing men, you could say we were vaguely interested. At first, we assumed it would be a modern day version of the classic Greek myth about Medusa and her ability to turn anyone into stone. Making it all postmodern and setting in New York meant a whole host of terror could be inflicted on a city that King Kong and the Cloverfield monster had both already ravaged. But we got the wrong end of the stick and were in for a shock when we discovered what the film was about. The wicked witches of New York - otherwise known as Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda from Sex And The City - had somehow slithered on to the big screen to torture cinemagoers everywhere. And, after just getting over this initial shitfest, our blood pressure has soared again - we’ve learnt that a sequel has just been commissioned.
Friends Movie Just a Horrible, Horrible Rumour. For Now.
It's become quite sad how strapped for ideas Hollywood has become. Not content with raiding everything from our childhoods - Transformers, Thundercats, The Smurfs - and not even leaving it alone after travesties such as Starsky and Hutch or Miami Vice, the top bods have had to look to things that haven't even left the collective consciousness of the public.
Take the Sex and the City movie, for example. Rehashing a series that had finished on TV less than five years previously seemed to hecklerspray as something of a cynical cash-in. And it worked. Did it ever work . So who can blame the struggling execs in tinseltown for turning to another much-loved TV property with a push at converting it for the big screen, even though the topsoil on its grave is still fresh?
Yes, friends, there are rumours they're re-doing Friends. But for now, even though everyone in the world seems to be harping on about it, these rumours are nothing but that. There may be hope yet.
