Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
I’m not 100% sure when Kanye West became the black James Franco–in that he’ll literally do anything he’s asked to do, even a guest skit on General Hospital–but here we are. Last night, the first ever Pornhub awards took place (I have a lot of questions about this, which I’ll get to), and guess who served as the creative director for the awards show?
Kanye. It was Kanye. You read the fucking title of this blog.
The relationship between Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande has really been the gift that keeps on giving for me this summer. It’s just weird enough to work, and, more importantly, it’s just weird enough for me to constantly have bloggable material.
Pete recently did a sit down interview at some university (yes, I realize it would take me 10 seconds to Google this, but I think we all know my journalism is lazy af), and once again blessed us with some thought provoking insight into the complexities of his relationship with Ariana.
As we’ve learned over the past decade and a half, Kanye West isn’t exactly subtle when it comes to discussing his feelings. He’s said George Bush didn’t like black people, that Taylor Swift didn’t deserve her MTV award, and that Donald Trump was cool, so it shouldn’t have come as a surprise when he revealed in a new song that he was sexually attracted to all of wife Kim Kardashian’s sisters.
In his new song ‘XTCY’, Kanye admits that he wants to “smash” Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie, and, tbh, I think Kris Jenner is probs really offended he didn’t include her in his list of family members he wanted to fuck.
You know, I had always liked Amber Rose and thought she was a smart woman. However, I’m saying this in the past tense because anyone who willing pisses off Beyonce and Jay-Z fans by purposely spreading rumors is CLEARLY dumb af.
Amber recently went on Heidi and Spencer Pratt’s podcast and–with zero evidence–claimed that longtime Bey-Z bestie, Gwyneth Paltrow, was the infamous “Becky with the good hair.” In the words of Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, “You in danger, girl.”
Tiffany Haddish is one of my favorite people in Hollywood atm. She’s funny as hell, doesn’t seem even remotely affected by her fame, and let the world know that some crazy bitch on drugs BIT Beyonce. All in all, I think she’s pretty great.
Aside from liking her, I can now also say that I relate to Tiffany very much. She recently did an interview and explained exactly how she put the moves on Leonardo DiCaprio, and I feel like a lot of us can relate to her style.
For years, tabloid magazines have been insinuating that Jennifer Aniston is Hollywood’s lost cause who will never be lucky in love, but I feel like she should sent some nice flowers Khloe Kardashian’s way, because there is no denying that Koko is officially the most unlucky in love broad in all of California.
First, Lamar Odom does crack and cheats on her with every brothel bitch between Calabasas and Connecticut, now baby-daddy Tristan Thompson has been caught on camera with not one, but TWO other women, all while Khloe is 9 months pregnant with their baby girl.
Hey guys, so I’m sorry I’ve been a bit slack on blogging this month, but I’m at the end of my pregnancy, I’m tired af, and tbh, aside from Kylie Jenner popping out a kid, celebrities have been so fucking boring this month. I mean, you know shit is slow when I’m blogging about a Blac Chyna sex tape that doesn’t even involve a Kardashian.
Anyway, every since their Kardashian Konnection relationships came to an end, very few people have given much of a fuck about Tyga or Blac Chyna, especially me. After Rob’s Instagram meltdown came to an end, I basically lost all interest in that hoe.
Like sands through the hour glass, so fall the infamous perverts of Hollywood. Ever since Harvey Weinstein got outed for being half pig/rapist goblin, the entertainment industry has decided it is fucking OVER powerful men getting away with being sexual predators and is calling everyone and their creepy dad out. Next up on Hollywood’s burn book: Kevin Spacey.
Actor Anthony Rapp has accused Spacey of making pretty aggressive drunken sexual advances towards him when he was only 14-years-old and Spacey was 26 back in 1986. Spacey took the the internet to offer up what started as a decent enough apology, but then turned into him coming out (as if we didn’t know) in the worst way possible.
Selena, Selena, Selena *sigh* what in the actual FUCK is wrong with you, girl?! For YEARS you went crawling back to Justin Bieber’s spoiled brat ass, and now, after all this time, when you got yourself a good man like The Weeknd, you go and decide to invite Justin Bieber over? The fuck, Selena Gomez?
On Sunday, TMZ spotted none other than Justin Bieber heading into Selena Gomez’s home in Studio Hills, California, where they apparently spent the evening with mutual friends. Us Weekly says Selena’s current boyfriend, The Weeknd, knew about the reunion and was cool with it. Mhmm. I’m sure.
Before you Swifties come at me and call me a biased bitch who is just dissing Taylor Swift’s new music because I think she is a disgusting person, I’ll have you know that, musically speaking, I typically enjoy Taylor Swift. I think all her previous albums have been SUPER listenable and enjoyable and physically bought a copy of 1989, so you can throw that biased bullshit aside, thankyouverymuch.
