Articles tagged with: seven months
Ivana Trump’s Ridiculous Marriage Inevitably Implodes
You might think that Ivana Trump enjoys May to December romances, but Ivana would regard that as a hideous insult. May To December? How offensive! Everyone knows that Ivana Trump only ever falls in love for the long term. And by that we mean April to December romances. April to December romances that must end exactly on the stroke of the first of December. Which is to say that Ivana Trump has split up with her half-as-young-as-she-is husband after just seven months of marriage. You may react to this news however you like. We suggest shrugging.
