Articles tagged with: seven
Angelina Jolie Demands More Children! Immediately!
Angelina Jolie already has enough kids for a fair-to-middling laser tag team, but that's hardly enough - look, you know what's coming. Despite have six of the little sods running around already, Angelina Jolie has decided that she's going to go on the hunt for more. During an interview on the Today show, Angelina Jolie was asked if she's going to adopt any more children, and she responded by nodding like a wizened old bearded monk who lives on top of a mountain. Adopting a seventh child is all well and good, but Angelina Jolie has obviously forgotten one important point - having already adopted children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam, the most impoverished place left to her is the Isle Of Wight. And, urgh, who'd want a baby from the Isle Of Wight?
Angelina Jolie already has enough kids for a fair-to-middling laser tag team, but that's hardly enough - look, you know what's coming. Despite have six of the little sods running around already, Angelina Jolie has decided that she's going to go on the hunt for more. During an interview on the Today show, Angelina Jolie was asked if she's going to adopt any more children, and she responded by nodding like a wizened old bearded monk who lives on top of a mountain. Adopting a seventh child is all well and good, but Angelina Jolie has obviously forgotten one important point - having already adopted children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam, the most impoverished place left to her is the Isle Of Wight. And, urgh, who'd want a baby from the Isle Of Wight?
Look! Brand New 24 Preview Trailer! Only Slightly Rubbish!
The new season of 24 has a hell of a lot riding on it - if isn't absolutely brilliant then it might spell the end of the show forever. We've got a few months left before the seventh season of 24 kicks off, but we've just been handed the very first sliver of a hint of a taste of what it'll be like - a work print of the trailer for the Africa-set 24 season seven preview, 24: Exile. So what's it like? Is 24 back to its logic-defying, pedal-to-the-metal best? Or does it look like it'll be another one of those seasons where Jack Bauer kicks his heroin addiction in 45 minutes and people get terrorised by mountain lions a lot? We've got the 24 preview trailer after the jump for you to make up your own mind, but here's a hint - it's not great.
The new season of 24 has a hell of a lot riding on it - if isn't absolutely brilliant then it might spell the end of the show forever. We've got a few months left before the seventh season of 24 kicks off, but we've just been handed the very first sliver of a hint of a taste of what it'll be like - a work print of the trailer for the Africa-set 24 season seven preview, 24: Exile. So what's it like? Is 24 back to its logic-defying, pedal-to-the-metal best? Or does it look like it'll be another one of those seasons where Jack Bauer kicks his heroin addiction in 45 minutes and people get terrorised by mountain lions a lot? We've got the 24 preview trailer after the jump for you to make up your own mind, but here's a hint - it's not great.
