Articles tagged with: Sesame Street
Elmo Tries to Educate David Beckham
“DO YOU KNOW THE WAY SESAME STREET?†barked the interrogators to the cold and quivering people at hecklerspray. After several hours of being abused and poked with spatulas we were finally let go, after the US Army finally realised we didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street. More then likely because it’s not real. But for once we have to hold our massive hands up and admit that someone does actually know where the sodding place is. Would you believe it, the person in question is the most unlikely of sources; none other then publicity-seeking semi-celebrity and occasional footballer David Beckham. Perhaps he stumbled on the Street after getting lost on his journey back from training to his fifty-seven bathroomed mansion. You do have to feel sorry for the poor kid, seeing as he has probably just learned the difference between left and right.
“DO YOU KNOW THE WAY SESAME STREET?†barked the interrogators to the cold and quivering people at hecklerspray. After several hours of being abused and poked with spatulas we were finally let go, after the US Army finally realised we didn’t know how to get to Sesame Street. More then likely because it’s not real. But for once we have to hold our massive hands up and admit that someone does actually know where the sodding place is. Would you believe it, the person in question is the most unlikely of sources; none other then publicity-seeking semi-celebrity and occasional footballer David Beckham. Perhaps he stumbled on the Street after getting lost on his journey back from training to his fifty-seven bathroomed mansion. You do have to feel sorry for the poor kid, seeing as he has probably just learned the difference between left and right.
David Beckham Shacks Up With A Muppet
If you're honest, Sesame Street was probably your primary educator as a child, which is why you said 'zee' instead of 'zed' until you were 15, you giant halfwit. But these days it looks as if Sesame Street's standards have slipped a little. Previous Sesame Street guests have included Maya Angelou, Buzz Aldrin, Lou Rawls, BB King and one of Cheech And Chong. But who's the latest celebrity name to hit Sesame Street? Noted intellectual David Beckham, that's who. However, as weird as it may seem for David Beckham to appear on Sesame Street, we're sure that mixing Beckham together with toddlers and gonkish puppets will only yield positive results. Who knows, David Beckham might even learn how to count up to six if he concentrates hard enough.
If you're honest, Sesame Street was probably your primary educator as a child, which is why you said 'zee' instead of 'zed' until you were 15, you giant halfwit. But these days it looks as if Sesame Street's standards have slipped a little. Previous Sesame Street guests have included Maya Angelou, Buzz Aldrin, Lou Rawls, BB King and one of Cheech And Chong. But who's the latest celebrity name to hit Sesame Street? Noted intellectual David Beckham, that's who. However, as weird as it may seem for David Beckham to appear on Sesame Street, we're sure that mixing Beckham together with toddlers and gonkish puppets will only yield positive results. Who knows, David Beckham might even learn how to count up to six if he concentrates hard enough.
