We’ve had a few technical problems today which will no doubt have left you clamouring for your sarcy gossip fix. Have no fear! We’ll be back tomorrow, trying to explain away the link between Justin Bieber, Hayley Duff and a small tabby cat called mittens.
We’ll have ‘Creased or Folded?’, this week’s Badvertising as well as a terrifying glimpse into the dark and sinister depths of Kim Kardashian’s reproductive organs. How could you not be excited about that?
We’ll also have your letters, so there’s plenty of time to fill our inbox with your affected dribblings.
Facebook, the social networking site that knows just a little too much about you (like some sort of creepy stalker that waits until you’re wandering down an alleyway, alone, at night to creep up behind you and strike), crashed for something like 2 hours. Apparently this is news.
I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say the streets literally ran red with blood after people realised they couldn’t access the online behemoth and took to the streets in a horrifying and violent rage. What’s that you say? Only a few people on Twitter and Tumblr cared enough to mention it? Oh… Read More >>>
Hello all. Some of you may have seen the quickly-deleted post we published yesterday informing you that hecklerspray wouldn’t be working today. Well, look, it is. Woo.
Our scheduled server switch got nudged back a few hours, which is why we managed to sneak a handful of glorious stories up today. However, we are definitely changing our server this weekend, and that means that hecklerspray might be inaccessible from time to time over the next couple of days.
Don’t worry, though, because we’ll be back in full working order on Monday. And, as a kind of apology, here is THE SINGLE GREATEST YOUTUBE VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE:
Hello, heckler tits.
