David Beckham’s Servants Allegedly ‘Nick All Of David Beckham’s Stuff’ Just because David Beckham earns about £400 billion every second, it doesn't mean you can go around pinching his things. That's the sorry lesson learnt by Eric and June Emmett, two of the human beings that David and Victoria Beckham employ as house slaves. According to reports, the Emmetts have been taken into custody for allegedly half-inching property belonging to the Beckhams and selling it on eBay. It just goes to show that when you're as famous as the Beckhams are, you can't trust anyone - not even your own staff. It's not so much the fact that the Emmetts allegedly stole football shirts and designer dresses that upset the Beckhams but, now that the household copy of The Little Red Hen Goes To Town has been swiped, David's reading ability is bound to be set back weeks, if not months.

Rob Lowe Hates All His Servants

Rob Lowe will do just about anything to make people forget that he used to be an alcoholic who'd film himself shagging young girls.

So far these efforts have included an advert for the California tourist board and the TV show Brothers And Sisters, but neither worked - because a) he's not really very recognisable these days and b) it's Brothers And Sisters, for God's sake. Who'd watch that?

So instead Rob Lowe has tried a different tactic - he's suing all of his employees. And rightly so, because we know we'd rather go down in history as the man who sued people for having sex on our bed, finding us attractive and swearing at them for being the bloke from Brothers And Sisters.