Articles tagged with: Separation
Sean Penn Calls Off His Wife-Split Again, Again, Again
Possibly in a bid to prove once and for all that filming the movie Milk didn't really turn him gay, Sean Penn has decided to call off his legal separation from his big, fat, ugly wife. For the record, the woman is probably small, thin and pretty - but wife-compliments are just the kind of thing Sean doesn't allow people to throw around in his wife's presence. That's why she was leaving him, we heard. We didn't really hear that.
Possibly in a bid to prove once and for all that filming the movie Milk didn't really turn him gay, Sean Penn has decided to call off his legal separation from his big, fat, ugly wife. For the record, the woman is probably small, thin and pretty - but wife-compliments are just the kind of thing Sean doesn't allow people to throw around in his wife's presence. That's why she was leaving him, we heard. We didn't really hear that.
