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		<title>Movie Review: Semi-Pro</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man-child Will Ferrell playing an unconventional sportsman and  lame lothario may not sound like the most original movie description, but itâ€™s a case of 'if it ainâ€™t broke donâ€™t fix it,' with new movie Semi-Pro.

He attempts to bludgeon the audience into laughter by sheer force of personality. Petulant rants, violent tantrums and hysterical outbursts are what heâ€™s good at and they are here in good measure. Ferrell fans will be delighted, but we canâ€™t help feel weâ€™ve seen this character before.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="../wp-content/uploads/2008/03/semipro12.jpg" title="Semi Pro review"><img src="../wp-content/uploads/2008/03/semipro12.jpg" alt="Semi Pro review" width="147" height="151" /></a><strong>Man-child Will Ferrell playing an unconventional sportsman and&nbsp; lame lothario may not sound like the most original movie description, but it&rsquo;s a case of &#39;if it ain&rsquo;t broke don&rsquo;t fix it,&#39; with new movie<em> Semi-Pro. </em></strong></p>
<p>He attempts to bludgeon the audience into laughter by sheer force of personality. Petulant rants, violent tantrums and hysterical outbursts are what he&rsquo;s good at and they are here in good measure. Ferrell fans will be delighted, but we can&rsquo;t help feel we&rsquo;ve seen this character before.</p>
<p><span id="more-12782"></span><em>Semi-Pro</em> opened in the USA with figures of $15 million sales. Other films would kill for opening figures like that, but Will Ferrell&#39;s last two outing made considerably more. <em>Talladega Nights</em> made $47 million and <em>Blades of Glor</em><em>y</em> made $33 million. It suggests a sliding stock, perhaps it&rsquo;s a case of the public tiring of the similar Will Ferrell shtick. That doesn&rsquo;t mean <em>Semi-Pro</em> isn&#39;t funny, though.</p>
<p>Set in 1976 as a minor-league basketball team in Flint, Michigan, run by Ferrell&rsquo;s owner-player-coach<strong> Jackie Moon</strong>, attempts to upgrade to the majors.&nbsp; And it follows the team&rsquo;s transformation from no hope, no fans to sporting heroes. They play in the ABA and only four teams will get promoted to the NBA &#8211; and Ferrell will do anything to ensure they get there.</p>
<p>The setting is classical 70s and Ferrell goes overboard with the bushy hairdos and psychedelic suits which look like there&rsquo;s been an explosion in a fancy dress store. Jackie Moon&rsquo;s <em>Love Me Sexy</em> provides a constant backing heartbeat to the film and it can&rsquo;t help but give you the loving funky feeling.</p>
<p>The best part of Ferrell films is the entourage he brings along. As always this film has an all-star cast. Unusually though, it&#39;s not the names you would expect that bring the laughs.<strong> Woody Harrelson</strong> plays Ed Monieux the fallen idol looking for one last season, but fails to recapture his <em>Kingpin</em> form, whilst <strong>OutKast</strong>&rsquo;s <strong>Andre Benjamin</strong> adds the &#39;razzle&#39; but without any real comedy.</p>
<p><strong>Andrew Daly</strong> (Dick Pepperfield) and <strong>Will Arnett</strong> (Lou Redwood) prop up a lot of the film with their sharp dialogue and disrespectful banter. The fact the two sports commentators provide the best laughs perhaps suggesting Ferrell&rsquo;s best stuff (<em>Anchorman</em>) is best delivered in sharp one-line commentary.</p>
<p><strong>Tim Meadows </strong>isn&rsquo;t in the film much, but its no coincidence he&rsquo;s in one of the funniest parts of the film. A hilarious Russian roulette scene around the poker table.</p>
<p><em>Semi-Pro</em> is as anarchic, preposterous and ridiculous as the previous Ferrell films. If crazy catch lines;<em> &ldquo;It&rsquo;s like the Titanic only with bears,&rdquo;</em> and childish behaviour (Ferrell asking for the ball on court 15 times and then passing it backwards every time) are what you want then you won&rsquo;t be disappointed. If, however, you&rsquo;re expecting a subtly clever new Ferrell comedy, you won&rsquo;t find it here.</p>
<p><strong>[story by Edward Marsh]&nbsp;</strong></p>
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		<title>Semi-Pro Scrapes Weekend Box Office Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Heritage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now you all probably know about new Will Ferrell movie Semi-Pro thanks to all the talk show appearances, semi-ironic product advertising and constant TV trailers.

Thing is, though, it seems you know so much about Semi-Pro from all of this that none of you bothered to actually go and see the thing.

Although Semi-Pro is the US weekend box office number one, it only managed to scrape together a meagre $15,200,000 - roughly a tenth that Spider-Man 3 made in the same amount of time. Does Semi-Pro's relative failure mean that the public is getting sick of Will Ferrell sports comedies? Well, yes. Plainly it does. Can't you people read?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="../wp-content/uploads/2008/03/36196918.jpg" title="Semi Pro US weekend box office will ferrell"><img src="../wp-content/uploads/2008/03/36196918.jpg" alt="Semi Pro US weekend box office will ferrell" width="150" height="152" /></a><strong>By now you all probably know about new Will Ferrell movie<em> Semi-Pro</em> thanks to all the talk show appearances, semi-ironic product advertising and constant TV trailers.</strong></p>
<p>Thing is, though, it seems you know so much about <em>Semi-Pr</em>o from all of this that none of you bothered to actually go and see the thing.</p>
<p>Although<em> Semi-Pro</em> is the US weekend box office number one, it only managed to scrape together a meagre $15,200,000 &#8211; roughly a tenth that<em> Spider-Man 3</em> made in the same amount of time. Does<em> Semi-Pro</em>&#39;s relative failure mean that the public is getting sick of Will Ferrell sports comedies? Well, yes. Plainly it does. Can&#39;t you people read?</p>
<p><span id="more-12758"></span> You know what you&#39;re getting when Will Ferrell makes a film. You&#39;re going to get at least two of the following &#8211; <strong>1)</strong> an ironic 1970s setting, <strong>2</strong>) a tired sports theme and <strong>3)</strong> giant belly laughs. But it seems with<em> Semi-Pro</em>, you only got the first two. Even though it&#39;s number one at the weekend box office,<em> Semi-Pro</em> opened three times worse than <em>Talladega Nights</em> and twice as bad as <em>Blades Of Glory</em>. And even less than <em><a href="../meet-the-spartans-inexplicably-tops-weekend-box-office/200812080.php">Meet The Spartans</a></em>. That&#39;s all the criticism it needs. Here&#39;s the US weekend box office top five&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>1 -</strong> <em>Semi Pro</em> (So the wheels have finally come off the Will Ferrell sports movie wagon. Although in the long-term that might push Will Ferrell to make more interesting stuff like <em>Stranger Than Fiction</em>, it spells disaster for the upcoming <em>Untitled Will Ferrell Snooker Project, Untitled Will Ferrell Darts Project</em> and <em>Untitled Will Ferrell Unicycle Hockey Project</em>) <strong>$15,200,000</strong></p>
<p><strong>2</strong> &#8211; <em>Vantage Point</em> (<em>Vantage Point</em> really missed a trick, you know. Instead of showing a murder from multiple viewpoints, it could have just shown it from one and saved everyone from wasting an hour and a quarter of everyone&#39;s lives) <strong>$13,000,000</strong></p>
<p><strong>3 -</strong> <em>The Spiderwick Chronicles</em> (We&#39;re still steadfastly refusing to look up what <em>The Spiderwick Chronicles</em> is actually about but, since it&#39;s been in the weekend box office for three whole weeks now, we&#39;re almost completely certain that it&#39;s not a Will Ferrell sports movie) <strong>$8,752,000</strong></p>
<p><strong>4 -</strong> <em>The Other Boleyn Girl</em> (Seriously, our world is turning upside down this week. It&#39;s not just ironic Will Ferrell advertising spots that are stopping movies from doing well this week, it&#39;s <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=1111X506827&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fpages%2Flive%2Farticles%2Fshowbiz%2Fshowbiznews.html%3Fin_article_id%3D515051%26amp%3Bin_page_id%3D1773&sref=rss" target="_blank">lesbian kisses between Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman</a> too. What&#39;s going on? We&#39;re scared)<strong> $8,300,000</strong></p>
<p><strong>5 -</strong> <em>Jumper </em>(Finally, some normality. <em>Jumper</em> continues to lose huge amounts of viewers week after week. Thank God for shitty-looking action films!) <strong>$7,600,000</strong></p>
<p><strong>Read more:</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=1111X506827&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boxofficemojo.com%2Fweekend%2Fchart%2F&sref=rss" target="_blank">Weekend Box Office -<em> Box Office Mojo&nbsp;</em></a></p>
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Although Semi-Pro is the US weekend box office number one, it only managed to scrape together a meagre $15,200,000 - roughly a tenth that Spider-Man 3 made in the same amount of time. Does Semi-Pro's relative failure mean that the public is getting sick of Will Ferrell sports comedies? Well, yes. Plainly it does. Can't you people read?</span></a>		
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