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Michael Jackson Finally Sacks Off Neverland
Michael Jackson's dream is over - well, not the terrifying dream where his face slowly atrophies, that one's still going strong. We're talking about the dream where Michael Jackson grows old surrounded by the luxury of his Neverland ranch. It's been revealed that Michael Jackson has finally lost Neverland, and has signed the house and grounds over to a corporation - presumably a corporation that specialises in finding suitably creepy real estate for frightening comicbook supervillians. And, in a sense, that's what has happened. The corporation that Michael Jackson has signed Neverland over to is part owned by... Michael Jackson. So, in a sense, what that means is - oh, look, who are we kidding? This is so confusing, it'd take a month to get to the bottom of it. God, Michael Jackson was so much easier to understand when everyone thought he molested children.
Michael Jackson's dream is over - well, not the terrifying dream where his face slowly atrophies, that one's still going strong. We're talking about the dream where Michael Jackson grows old surrounded by the luxury of his Neverland ranch. It's been revealed that Michael Jackson has finally lost Neverland, and has signed the house and grounds over to a corporation - presumably a corporation that specialises in finding suitably creepy real estate for frightening comicbook supervillians. And, in a sense, that's what has happened. The corporation that Michael Jackson has signed Neverland over to is part owned by... Michael Jackson. So, in a sense, what that means is - oh, look, who are we kidding? This is so confusing, it'd take a month to get to the bottom of it. God, Michael Jackson was so much easier to understand when everyone thought he molested children.
