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Selena Gomez Is A Real Good Luck Chuck

November 7th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Before I even get started, I’d like to point out for those of you who don’t know that Good Luck Chuck is a shitty Dane Cook movie from like 15 years ago about a guy named Chuck, and every time a girl breaks up with him she ends up marrying the next guy she dates. Just to clarify where this is going…

As most of you know, about 13 seconds after breaking up with Selena Gomez for the millionth time, Justin Bieber got engaged to his ex-girlfriend, Hailey Baldwin (and now they’re apparently married?), and it seems like Selena’s ex, The Weeknd, might’ve followed in Bieber’s footsteps.

Selena Gomez Checks Into Mental Health Facility

October 11th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Back to back downer blogs? Don’t worry. I’m going to rag on Lena Dunham in my next blog, so you can chill. After a pretty rough year, Selena Gomez has checked her into a mental health facility due to a breakdown, which is really as sad as it sounds.

Selena had apparently been in and out of hospital the past few months because of low blood cell counts and mental health issues, and now she’s officially taking some time away in treatment to get better after what sources are calling a total mental breakdown.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are Maybe Broken Up Again

March 11th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I keep saying that I just can’t with these two, yet I keep right on blogging about them. The never ending stupid saga of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez continues as multiple sources are reporting that the forever on/off couple is currently taking a little break. Mmhmmm, ok.

Even though they were full on up each other’s asses just a few weeks ago at Biebs’ dad’s wedding in Hawaii, apparently the strain their romance has put on Selena’s relationship with her mom made them decide to cool off for a little bit. They even left church separately on Thursday, which has apparently got the people at Us Weekly SHOOK.

Selena Gomez Bails on Mom for Biebs

December 21st, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Selena Gomez can go ahead and assume that she will not be receiving a World’s Best Daughter mug this Christmas, because her mom, Mandy Teefey, is DONE with her Justin Bieber bullshit.

Reports have been surfacing for a few days now that Mandy had to go to the hospital last weekend because of a super stressful fight she had with Selena over her dumbass decision to get back with Biebs, and now Selena and her mom have unfollowed each other on Instagram.

HecklerSpray Advent Day 18: Selena Gomez Gets a Kidney

December 19th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Celebs are sometimes just like us, and Selena Gomez is no different. Like so many of us, Selena is trying out a blond phase (I actually like it!), and has recently traded in sexy probable coke head musician boyfriend to go back to her sometimes sexy, but probably mentally unstable and now totally into Jesus musician ex. We’ve all been there!

And like many of us regular folks, Selena really needed the help of some good friends to get her through 2017. And by that, I mean she literally needed one of their kidneys so she could, you know, live. Luckily, bff Francia Raisa was like “it’s cool, girl, you can have one of mine!” You can damn well bet Taylor Swift wouldn’t have done that!

Yep of the Week: The Weeknd and Bella Hadid Are Hanging Out

November 16th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

File this under: I fucking told you so. As soon as The Weeknd dropped “Die For You” as a single I was like “Shit, guess he’s going back after Bella Hadid.” Then when Selena Gomez became friends with Justin Bieber again I was like “Shit, guess The Weeknd’s gonna go back after Bella Hadid.”

Then The Weeknd and Selena broke up and she was just spotted kissing Bieber and he was just spotted leaving Bella’s apartment so guess who was right about everything? Me. That’s who.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez 100% Back Together

November 3rd, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well color me shocked. And by shocked I mean not shocked, because I think we all saw this coming the second we found out that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were hanging out again “as friends.” Selena Gomez and The Weeknd have been broken up for abut 30 seconds, and she’s already back to riding on that white, Canadian dick.

In the LITERALLY LIKE FOUR DAYS since her break-up with with The Weeknd, Gomez has been spotted cozying up to Bieber, like, everywhere, and honestly I don’t even give a shit about these two anymore.

Selena Gomez and The Weeknd Are Done

October 30th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

File this under: I fucking told you so. Also, before you ask: yes, I will be getting to all this shit with Kevin Spacey very shortly, but I’m attempting to cook dinner and it’s hard to write about serious shit while you’re sauteing broccoli, ya hear? So Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, it is!

As I’ve been covering, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have been hanging out again and actually spent basically all weekend together, getting breakfast Saturday morning and going to church together Sunday afternoon, so it shouldn’t come as a major shock that Us Weekly just announced that Selena Gomez and The Weeknd are officially over.

The Weeknd and Drake Are Fighting Over Bella Hadid

October 28th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Homeboys are apparently fighting over who’s gonna gettt ittttttt. And by homeboys, I mean fellow soft-heated, Canadian-born singers, Drake and The Weeknd. And by it, I mean Bella Hadid, because apparently these two long time buds might be on the outs over her.

Ok, so remember a few days ago when I suggested that Selena Gomez was hanging out with Justin Bieber again to get back at her boyfriend, The Weeknd, for releasing the song “Die For You” as his new single even though it’s about his ex, Bella? Well, now that conspiracy has thickened and the jealousy seems even more legit!

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One: A Justin and Selena Reunion Happened

October 24th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Selena, Selena, Selena *sigh* what in the actual FUCK is wrong with you, girl?! For YEARS you went crawling back to Justin Bieber’s spoiled brat ass, and now, after all this time, when you got yourself a good man like The Weeknd, you go and decide to invite Justin Bieber over? The fuck, Selena Gomez?

On Sunday, TMZ spotted none other than Justin Bieber heading into Selena Gomez’s home in Studio Hills, California, where they apparently spent the evening with mutual friends. Us Weekly says Selena’s current boyfriend, The Weeknd, knew about the reunion and was cool with it. Mhmm. I’m sure.